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Lighthearted Confessions

There was a professor at the college I attended whom I really disliked. She was just awful, both personally and professionally. One day when she wasn't there and nobody was around, I peed on her office rug. :eek:
Amazing!

On more than one occasion I've been guilty of stealing the batteries out of the television remote control for use in another...appliance.
 
There was a professor at the college I attended whom I really disliked. She was just awful, both personally and professionally. One day when she wasn't there and nobody was around, I peed on her office rug. :eek:
Amazing!

On more than one occasion I've been guilty of stealing the batteries out of the television remote control for use in another...appliance.

Well they're both used for entertaining. :p


I like to eat creamed corn straight out of the can.
 
ScottyDog: No, no. You're supposed to leave rancid seafood in the prof's office A/C ducts & then make everyone wonder where the smell is coming from. Or urinate / defecate in one of the prof's antique desk drawers. Or defecate/urinate in an unattended briefcase or in the bottom of a faux decorative plant. Leave a brown paper bag of animal vomit in their vehicle through a usual narrow slit in the driver's side or passenger-side window on an especially warm day with rubber gloves. Preferably in a pay-by-the-day car park where a friend works as an attendant & there's a feasible chance you won't/can't end up on a list of the usual suspects. Or (if they're involved with someone,) get someone to call their home or significant other as a fraudulent health official & ask that he/she and the professor come in for her test results together.
 
I eat olives straight from the jar. Yum :)

Who doesn't? :D

I've also been known to eat peanut butter straight from the jar, though I can usually only manage four or five spoonfuls because it gets stuck in my throat until I can get a drink. (And the low-fat stuff - which I bought by accident last time - is even harder to swallow.)

I guess my body is trying to tell me that it wants more protein...
 
^

Never mind jars, my grandfather gets the huge metal tins of peanut butter and we dip vanilla wafers in it.

As for me, I get teary eyed watching E.T, had sex with a college professer, and am wearing a really nerdy Legend of Zelda shirt right now.
 
I don't miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy. When it's airing it's my night of the week to bundle up in front of the TV, have some tea and chocolate and just allow big manly me to be a total girl for an hour.
 
I don't miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy. When it's airing it's my night of the week to bundle up in front of the TV, have some tea and chocolate and just allow big manly me to be a total girl for an hour.
I think you should see a doctor. ;)


I know in reent years he's incurred the wrath of Star Trek everywhere (especially in England), but I'm a big fan of former kids TV presenter Tommy Boyd, especially his radio shows back in the early 2000s on talkSPORT. :guffaw:

Oh, and I loved Star Trek: Nemesis too.

[You, sir, go TOO FAR! Get out NOW. Go on, leave! - everyone on the TrekBBS, ever]
 
I've never in my life ever been scared at a horror film. I've seen most of the famously scary ones, new and classic, and loads of smaller budget ones that my friends had to watch through their fingers, and never been scared at all. Except once...

...I was absolutely terrified by The Grudge 2.:alienblush:
 
It's hard to think of confessions when you're not ashamed of anything. :rommie:

Let's see what might be considered confessions....

I still own Fluffy, my stuffed bunny rabbit from when I was a baby.

When I was in grade school, I used to trick my parents into buying me John Norman novels and Saga magazine.

I get choked up at the touching moments on Three's Company.

In Junior High School, I used to forge my father's name on Special Reports and Release Forms (mostly to avoid talking to my father).

I'm an investor in Don Glut's latest erotic horror movie.

I used the street view feature in Google Earth to look at where my old girlfriend lives in San Antonio.

I've often been compared to older, tall and thin, Carl Sagan-y college professors.

I continue to eat mountains of barbecued potato chips even though they're bad for my cholesterol.

Okay, this one is genuinely embarrassing: I've put on a little weight over the past couple of years, so I've... I can hardly say this... I've started exercising. :alienblush:
 
I cry...I mean the ugly, stuffed up, can barely breathe cry at the end of Bridge to Terabithia :(
 
I was at work last week and I visited the gents for a piss.

There were no urinals just traps with doors, so I entered the first trap and began to piss. Just then, from the trap next door, a voice said 'hello' and 'how are you'?

I was a bit taken back and replied 'er - very well thanks and you?'

A response came back almost immediately, 'good thanks - what are you up to?'

Increasingly bemused I replied - 'I'm having a piss - what do you think I'm doing?'

To which the response was 'hang on Jack - there's someone in the trap next door who's talking to me - I'll call you later'

I buttoned my fly and RAN out of there as fast as I could.
 
When I was in an Army school, we had a little break room off from our classroom. The other students woudl drink coffee and left a huge mess they never cleaned up. One of them left a cup of coffee next to all the sugar and stuff so everyday I would pour sugar and other condiments into the coffee. Eventually it started stinking up the room and the teacher made them clean it up. They were trying to find out who made this noxious concoction, but never did.
 
I own about 2000 harlequin books. Maybe more, I don't dare to count them.

And I have a clear obsession with cookbooks.
 
For some reason, this week I bought all 4 seasons of Enterprise, when I never particularly like it in the first place.
 
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