Caretaker: Got kidnapped and experimented on by the Caretaker.
Ex Post Facto: Got beaten up and dehydrated..
Emanations: Dies.
Prime Factors: Knocked into a Venetian canal on the holodeck by a voracious Delaney sister. Travelled 40,000 light years on a date.
Heroes and Demons: Eaten by a photonic Grendel alien.
Non Sequitor: Blows up a shuttle, gets sent into an alternative time stream, wakes up on Earth with his fiancee, sleeps with his fiancee, turns down a chance to live on Earth as an award-winning engineer, beats Tom in a bar brawl, steals an experimental runabout, gets Tom killed, returns to Voyager, thanks Tom.
Deadlock: Crosses into an alternative Voyager knowing his other self was blown out into space by a hull breach.
The Thaw: Held hostage by evil mimes. Threatened with decapitation and unnecessary surgery by a psychotic clown.
Resolutions: Leader of the Save Janeway and Chakotay Appeal.
The Chute: Thrown into prison on trumped up charges, fights to save Tom despite a Crazy Chip in his head.
Alter Ego: Falls in love with a holodeck babe who turns out to be a crazed internet stalker.
Favorite Son: Attacked an alien ship without provocation. Turned into a spotted targ. Married to three space vampires who try to suck out all his DNA.
Scorpion: Infected with cells from Species 8472 which devour his body as painfully as possible.
The Gift: Punched out by Seven.
Revulsion: Offered immediate no-strings-attached sex by Seven.
Year of Hell: Constructed the Astrometrics lab with Seven.
Waking Moments: Has a dream where he's snogged by Seven who then turns into an ugly male alien. Gets beaten up by Seven (again) as a distraction.
Message in a Bottle: Created a talking Grey's Anatomy before the TV show even existed.
The Killing Game: Harry is the first person to organise the resistance against the Hirogen.
The Omega Directive: Got demoted from a Six of Ten to a Two of Ten by Seven of Nine.
Demon: Fell into a pool of goo and replicated.
Timeless: Kills everyone on Voyager except Chakotay. Spends years finding Voyager's crash site, then changes the timeline so everyone gets saved. But he dies again.
Thirty Days: Chained up by sexy twins. Falls for the wrong one.
Latent Image: Nearly dies, but is saved in preference to an expendable ensign.
Bliss: Hypnotised (along with the crew) by a Space (White) Whale.
The Disease: Has passionate but illicit sex with a hot space babe, with an STD that makes him glow in the dark and biochemically addicted to more illicit passionate sex. Suffers weeks of rehab without medication.
Warhead: Placed in command of the night shift despite the lack of 'night' in space. Talks a sentient bomb into blowing itself up instead of Voyager and (if I'm reading the end scene right) has hot sex after his duty shift with a grateful Bridge Bunny.
Memorial: Is given false memories of gunning down civilians.
Collective: Injected with nanoprobes by incompetent Borg brats.
Spirit Folk: Kisses a cow.
Ashes to Ashes: Finds out that his dead ex-girlfriend was resurrected and turned into an alien.
Muse: Ejected in an escape pod into the middle of an ion storm, crashed on a primitive planet, walked 200 kilometers with the transmitter that Saves The Day.
The Haunting of Deck Twelve: Gets hit by a girl who's more of a dufus than he is.
Drive: Falls for an alien terrorist.
Body & Soul: Locked up with a Doc-possessed Seven of Nine.
Nightingale: Is made captain of an alien vessel and learns not to be an overbearing, micromanaging git…eventually.
Workforce: Gets a tummy ache (oh and helps save the crew from brainwashing).
Author Author: Defamed as a hypochondriac.
Endgame: Becomes captain…eventually.
I mean…forget being promoted. Does anyone seriously believe that the naive ensign who nearly got conned by Quark into buying some overpriced tourist trinkets would still be a naive ensign after
seven years of this?
