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[Jedi_Master]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

Or English, apparently.

All that is missing from that description is

With all the masculine qualities of men

 

[fireproof78]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

Or English, apparently.

All that is missing from that description is

With all the masculine qualities of men

I did not find that description at all coherent. Although, if we could get Capaldi to shout it out with a few swear words, it might work in Doctor Who

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

From Imbd:

Synopsis for ST Beyond:

"This time it Enterprise in distress, the need to tackle the problem puzzling astrophysical phenomena penetration and synchronizing dimensions of the universe. And during the incipient threat of war, which could cause the destruction of all known life. Enterprise must be manned travel to unfamiliar understanding of reality itself and gain and time synchronization space, time and matter several dimensional realities, the threat of war to suppress the other ethnic group. Enterprise finds itself on the very edge of the universe, where space-time is lost. It is haunted by a fleet outside dimensional oppressors, who are eager to get to people inhabited planets and enslave them. On the brink of space enterprise has a single opportunity to gradually arriving human fleet to help in the battle of epic proportions."

 

[F. King Daniel]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

It's like someone read the awful first synopsis of Into Darkness (it was pretty much Engrish) and thought, "I got this!"

 

[Squiggy]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

Honestly, that sounds like the plot of about a dozen episodes stitched together.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

I just had another one question.

When the Enterprise time synchronization effect phenomena, does the Abramsversity graduation ceremony null? Forget the annex epical battle proportions, consider the hyper-dimensionality of Rodney McKay lemons. Arrival squared whenever the multiple human fleet approach the brink of the edge of the heat-death of the universal remote control transceiver array. Incipient threat of war, and during the loss of space-time.

If can answer that one simple truth, I think we had ourselves a movie.

 

[Hythlodeus]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

I just had another one question.

When the Enterprise time synchronization effect phenomena, does the Abramsversity graduation ceremony null? Forget the annex epical battle proportions, consider the hyper-dimensionality of Rodney McKay lemons. Arrival squared whenever the multiple human fleet approach the brink of the edge of the heat-death of the universal remote control transceiver array. Incipient threat of war, and during the loss of space-time.

If can answer that one simple truth, I think we had ourselves a movie.

you lost me

 

[M'Sharak]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

I just had another one question.

When the Enterprise time synchronization effect phenomena, does the Abramsversity graduation ceremony null? Forget the annex epical battle proportions, consider the hyper-dimensionality of Rodney McKay lemons. Arrival squared whenever the multiple human fleet approach the brink of the edge of the heat-death of the universal remote control transceiver array. Incipient threat of war, and during the loss of space-time.

If can answer that one simple truth, I think we had ourselves a movie.

Tricky.

Also, the (somewhat bewildering) synopsis quoted upthread seems now to have been removed from IMDb.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Re: Less than a year away + we know nothing about this film/ No market

I guess it was legit, then, straight down to the brain pain of reading it.