Last time you were "in your bunk"...

[Peach Wookiee]

Last night, this morning, and probably tonight again...

 

[cardinal biggles]

I've had a sinus infection for the last week and a half, so that pretty much removes all desire to spend time "in my bunk." Bleagh.

 

[RoJoHen]

I've had a sinus infection for the last week and a half, so that pretty much removes all desire to spend time "in my bunk." Bleagh.

I try to convince myself that ejaculation will remove the disease from my body.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It does make one feel better.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Some have told me how they, uh, drive around with their vibrators; sounds more dangerous than a cell phone to me.

Erm...not only to them, but to any truck drivers who might look down at them from their cabs.

Or didn't they think of that?

I don't think they think of that.

"We got a major accident...apparently a truck jackknifed on the road for some bizarre reason"

BTW Noticed you didn't answer the question?

 

[cardinal biggles]

I've had a sinus infection for the last week and a half, so that pretty much removes all desire to spend time "in my bunk." Bleagh.

I try to convince myself that ejaculation will remove the disease from my body.

My younger brother tried to convince me that it'll just make me feel better in general, but it doesn't. Not to mention it totally ruins the mood when you have to stop mid-way to hack up a lung.

 

[Dale]

I gave it up completely four years ago.

Seriously.

 

[Squiggy]

Last night, this morning, and probably tonight again...

I love you.

 

[Dale]

Last night, this morning, and probably tonight again...

I love you.

Clearly, she doesn't need your love. She's got enough of her own.

If you want to give her something, I suggest deodorizing hand soap.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

I gave it up completely four years ago.

Seriously.

Why?

 

[John Picard]

*zip*

(clears throat)

What was the question?

 

[Brent]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

 

[Plecostomus]

Its no surprise people do it, the REAL question is technique.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

Umm ... hmmm ...

 

[Plecostomus]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

You sir have won the thread.

 

[Dale]

I gave it up completely four years ago.

Seriously.

Why?

I became a Christian. Shortly thereafter, I figured out that I couldn't spend time in my bunk without lusting, and since Jesus said lust is just as much a sin as adultery, I gave it up. It was kind of hard at first (bah-dump-bump) and I even reverted to the occasional wet dream n the beginning, but it's all sorted itself out now. Being married and having constant access to someone else's bunk, if you will, certainly helps.

 

[Mallory]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

You sir have won the thread.

No kidding!

 

[Brent]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

You sir have won the thread.

It's true, we went to visit our grandma this past weekend, and ended up bunking together.

 

[Dale]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

You sir have won the thread.

It's true, we went to visit our grandma this past weekend, and ended up bunking together.

In your grandma's house? Shame on you.

 

[Plecostomus]

I bunked with my sister last weekend

You sir have won the thread.

It's true, we went to visit our grandma this past weekend, and ended up bunking together.

So who was on top?