Sleep.
Last time you were "in your bunk"...
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Well... except for a certain time of the month, I'm probably in my bunk more than three times a week. And my new toy that I'm getting will take four AA's. I buy them at a warehouse store.
Well, I meant generally more than men. But some certainly do it more than once a day. Some have told me how they, uh, drive around with their vibrators; sounds more dangerous than a cell phone to me.At least once a day; must take good care of the prostate, after all.
And from anecdotal evidence I've heard, women do it more; of course, it's easier for them....
Women? More than once a day? Nah...I doubt that very much.
Depends on how hard the big O is.
Meh. I call bullshit on that. Girls are usually less likely to talk about it, due to 1.common sense (in most cases, too much information is just too much information); 2.societal pressure about girls being talked from young age that women should be less interested in sex than men, or they will be called sluts or something. Until something changes in how society see sex (and it is changing, but not as fast as one may think), any statistics would be skewed.
Myself, it would be yesterday evening, like most days. Some days I'm just too tired or too busy, but barring that, nature takes its course.
Some have told me how they, uh, drive around with their vibrators; sounds more dangerous than a cell phone to me.
Erm...not only to them, but to any truck drivers who might look down at them from their cabs.
Or didn't they think of that?
can we get a picture of An Officer for next time i'm in my bunk?
^ You may not want to be in your bunk if you got that...
Say about 5 years ago... I averaged at around 3 times a day. I wonder at it even now! Lately, maybe once a week, if that. I think emotional satisfaction and a comfort in your own shoes can lead to a decrease in the need for self gratification... that's my personal viewpoint anyway.
Although what I've said above seems to go against what they say about women's sex drive hitting it's peak in their 30's! I guess I'll have to wait a short while to confirm that...
Say about 5 years ago... I averaged at around 3 times a day. I wonder at it even now! Lately, maybe once a week, if that. I think emotional satisfaction and a comfort in your own shoes can lead to a decrease in the need for self gratification... that's my personal viewpoint anyway.
Although what I've said above seems to go against what they say about women's sex drive hitting it's peak in their 30's! I guess I'll have to wait a short while to confirm that...
My bunk is broken. My parents broke it. 
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My bunk is broken. My parents broke it.
Then use the recliner or sofa. Matters not.
I'm sure they think of it.Some have told me how they, uh, drive around with their vibrators; sounds more dangerous than a cell phone to me.
Erm...not only to them, but to any truck drivers who might look down at them from their cabs.
Or didn't they think of that?
Women also love to tell stories of the reactions they get from the people working the drive-thrus or toll booths when they go through topless in the summertime. 
I'm sure they think of it.
That must always bring a smile to someones face
For some reason a few friends and I decided to go to a drive through naked. Not sure what inspired it as we were sober but it had the female staff coming to take a peek one by one.
As for the post question - I had a lengthy conversation with one of the boys in the above incident at a games night at his place about the joy of starting the day with some self gratification... though at least I didn't wait until I was in work like he does.
I did the other night, but now... I'm waiting for something on Monday...
Oh my! 
Since i haven't been feeling all that well, it's been two days, but after reading that.
Since i haven't been feeling all that well, it's been two days, but after reading that.
Last night... I didn't have to wait until Monday...
^ Is your middle name energiser bunny? 
Wouldn't you like to know...^ Is your middle name energiser bunny?
