I'll just jump in a helicopter and fly around the launch pad till she takes off.
They let you do that... right?
I'm guessing there's an exclusion zone for boats too?
Oh yes. Launches have been postponed because boats have breached it.
While recycling a launch costs loads, it's still cheaper than fighting the lawsuit from the relatives of shouldn't-be-there sailors who got squashed by an SRB casing as it splashes down.