LARPs (Webseries)

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Ha! I never realized the connection.

Luckily I didn't have a "smother."

Which is why I turned out fairly normal.

But if I kidnap people's kids, then I have to suffer.

No!

 

[Guy Gardener]

Read it again.

I said "don't" kidnap their kids.

You can't imagine what a pain the 80s was, constantly doomsday prepping for a nuclear winter that never fucking came.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

*Facepalm*

Are we still on the subject of kidnapping or have we moved on to worldwide panic?

If yes, then was it as bad as Y2K? I do remember the craziness of that.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Only nerds worried about losing their porn gave a shit about Y2K.

Planes falling out of the sky is for babies.

Going back to magazines after how far we've all come digitally, is UNTHINKABLE!!!

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Yeah, I don't remember anyone close to me, worrying about "the end."

Though I admit when I woke up on December. 22, 2012, I was a little disappointed.

"Aww, dammit! You mean I have to continue getting up and being alive!?"

I only read magazines at the doctor's office. Once I even read an issue of Time from 1973!

Boy, were they behind!

 

[Guy Gardener]

Maybe you time traveled?

For tax purposes your Doctor only exists in the 1970s.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

It's possible.

Whenever I see her and ask about something, she usually hasn't heard of it.

Maybe the door is really a portal to the 70's?

I should check for lava lamps and bell bottoms next time.

Oh! And look in a mirror to see if my hair has been re-styled into a feathered hairdo!

 

[Guy Gardener]

You are describing The Lost Room and Best Friends Whenever.

Two TV Serials that you have never seen.

Yet.

'Sounds like you can access your future life as well.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

No to the first one and the second?

Are you freaking kidding me!?

Know of anything less tween-ish?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Bah, bawk, bawk bawk!

(I'm calling you chicken.)

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Oh really?

I thought you were imitating a sick dog.

My mistake.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Am I a sick dog?

(Pick one)

1. Sick (ill) dog (canine)

2. Sick (unpleasant) dog (immoral person)

3. Sick (supercool) dog (ladies man).

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Ill. Most definitely. On your last breath.

There's no saving you.

Sorry.

 

[Guy Gardener]

They travel through time with the power of hugs!!!!!

I need a bright optimistic counterbalance to all the dark murderporn (that's what Southpark called NCIS and shows like NCIS.) & nukings from orbit ("It's the only way to be sure.") spaceship shows I watch, and it sure as custard is not going to be those fucking Ponies.



You're on the other side of the spectrum in need of a little darkness to taoistically bring balance to your life.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Damn!

That was my first choice.

I've tried searching my brain (and online) to come up with something but I imagine you have seen everything that I could possibly recommend, as usual.

I'll keep thinking and get back to you, tomorrow.

Now give me something that will corrupt my soul!

 

[Guy Gardener]

This is Taco.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLX5h-LFGIo[/yt]

He is a minor character in a sitcom called The League.

Taco sells wine.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc[/yt]

On, and then there's this guy...

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHhhNme8t_w[/yt]

This show has nothing to do with football.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Not tomorrow yet but I finally thought of something bright and optimistic for you.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0118322/

You can't get more cheery than an angel and a genie

Hmm... Not dark enough! I want something that will guarantee I get sent to the firey pits of Hell!

Hey, doesn't Lucifer start this month? The Devil. Evil in it's purist form.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Saw the pilot of Teen Angel. It's shit.

I have all of I Wish. It's shit too.



If I may clarify myself from earlier.

"One of the reasons I watch Best Friends Whenever is that I need something sweet and innocent in my life, and Best Friends Whenever fills that otherwise empty slot in my psyche."

Have you seen The Brass Tea Pot?

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glj3PLBb2BI[/yt]

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Well I like them.

Okay. Fine. I'll watch the pilot for Best Friends Whenever. I'm not making any promises though.

Are you watching Girl Meets World? It is also sweet and innocent, plus nostalgia!

That movie looks completely bizarre.

Oh. I may have a possible Galavant convert. I told a co-worker of mine and she might give it a try.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Disney did a crossover event for Halloween.

8 tween sitcoms going crisscross, because chunks of every cast chooses to attend a party in a ghost house, in central park at the same time. Really, there wasn't a massive mush, just two people from each series inserting themselves into a different Disney sitcom they're not usually privy too, 8 times, over the course of two weeks.

Girl Meets World, visited Best Friends Whenever.

They're buds now.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKV_VhEQBL4[/yt]

These two programs are on the same level, so you can't go calling it "too baby" for you without coming off as a minor hypocrite.