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Stuart? As in comic book Stuart? No.

I didn't have a clue what you were talking about.

Hey! Were you insulting my colleagues, calling them meaty gravy?

Grr....
 
No.

I said I was going to hunt them, kill them and eat them.

It's what the super wealthy do for fun instead of playstation.

Offer hobos ten grand if they can make it to sun rise the next day without being shot dead.

Living the dream. :)
 
If we pretend that animals get married by other animals to even more animals, we are looking at a Mormon Big Love polygamy sort of dealio here.

Everyone always asks, where is the daddy?

Well, where's daddy's other 79 wives too.

So yeah, it sounds like they were running from a sex cult.

Dad probably paid that hunter off, to take out the Mom, to make an example.

You run, you die. Don't run.
 
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According to the Internet, only 3% of mammals are monogamous.

Bambi's father, The Great Prince Of The Forest, was the forest protector.

But now that I think about it, he probably used that as an excuse to get out of parenting.
 
Is there parenting, really?

Seconds after birth, still covered in afterbirth, these ####ers can walk, jump and frolic.

Dead by 7 (Average life expectancy according to google.).

Childhood whether its fabulous or shitty, should probably only last a couple weeks, maybe a month or two.

If Bambi's childhood lasts years rather than weeks, there's a fair chance that he was retarded.
 
They still need protection and their mother to get them food. That's parenting, right?

Bambi might have been a little mentally slow. He did name a skunk, Flower.

Or he didn't have a good sniffer.
 
If I've seen this movie it was almost 40 years ago.

the 'fairy tale" of bambi is more relevant than a shitty cartoon made in the 1940s.

Holy shit.

The gross box office receipts is 1 billion dollars.

They must be adding up a couple weekends there since 1942.

I always think it's a little skeevy when I notice that a movie was made during World war II.

But hey, the world doesn't stop just because some halfpint is upset about only having one testicle.
 
The fairytale?

It's one of the most depressing Disney films ever! His mother gets shot. Traumatizing much?

I've only ever seen it, maybe four times. Too dark and boring. Disney films made during the war were always somewhat depressing. Must have been the atmosphere at the time.

Add Pinocchio, Fantasia, and Dumbo to the list.
 
In the original, Cinderella's sisters cut off their toes to try and fit into Cindy's glass slipper.

(I feel like we have had this conversation before.)

Fairy tales are dark.

Red Ridinghoods Granny was eaten, chewed and digested. None of this bollocks about how she was still alive when the huntsman cut open the wolf to get her out.

It was all justification for wetting the bed.

By the word "fairytale" I meant oral tradition.

Parents tell stories to their kids using a familiar template as guidance.
 
Oh, you're talking about Grimm's Fairytales.

Not to mention Hans Christian Andersen had the Little Mermaid poison her husband and slit her own throat.

No wonder Disney sugar-coated everything. But I don't think Bambi was a fairytale adapted into film. I think it was just an idea.

Can you imagine how screwed up kids would be if they had known about the fairytales instead of the films?
 
Other way around.

After 73 years, 74 years, it's a movie that's been adapted into a fairy tale.

Or at least a parable.

...

Bambi was one of the last stories any child in the history of the world learnt before they able to find out about concentration camps, after the invention of concentration camps.

Although what's worse? The Holocaust or the Bomb?

Have you been watching Manhattan?

It's a soapy dramatization of the invention of the bomb.

"We need to drop the bomb at a purely military target."

"No, we need to invite the Japanese high command to see the bomb destroy a deserted island."

"No, we need to drop this bomb as many civilians as possible to make sure that no one ever uses one of these things again."
 
They were both equally devastating. I feel fortunate to not have lived (and possibly died) through either.

It definitely doesn't sound like something I'd be interested in. I don't like watching things of that nature.

I had to turn off Inglorious Bastards before the first ten minutes, and the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan.... Not good!
 
Season one came out a year ago. 10 episodes I think?

Hop to it, you're lagging behind.

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I just saw the episode title for Galavant s02e01.

A New Season... aka Suck It Cancellation Bear
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(An internet circus where the Nielsen Ratings are published to humiliate everybugger except NCIS and Big Bang theory "By the Numbers" talks about the cancellation bear coming to eat shitty underpreforming TV shows because they are ghouls without mercy or compassion.)

The Cancellation Bear service by TV By the Numbers is a way to find out if TV shows will survive. The bear, which popped up four years ago, includes a scale rating of how likely each show is to be cancelled. If it's certain to be cancelled, they call it "bear chow." Oct 10th 2014 - 5:44 PM •
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https://www.inside.com/tv/u4d30/The-Cancellation-Bear-service-by-TV-By-the
 
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