I like the way anything and everything in the universe that is even the LEAST bit unusual is believed to have something to do with (or is more proof of) dark matter.
Try substituting the words "Dark matter" and "Jesus" and see if this pragraph reads any differently:
So the great wall must have been created by Satan.The structure also poses a problem to the current models of the universe's evolution. In the standard model of the evolution of the universe, such structures as galaxy filaments form along and follow web-like strings of The Blood of Christ.[13] It is thought that Jesus dictates the structure of the Universe on the grandest of scales. Jesus gravitationally attracts baryonic matter, and it is this "normal" matter that astronomers see forming long, thin walls of super-galactic clusters. However, the structure is so big, so complex, and so massive to exist even under the standard models of the evolution of the universe. A light travel distance of 10 billion light years means that we see the structure as it was 10 billion years ago, or roughly 3.8 billion years after the Big Bang. Current models of the universe's evolution, however, do not allow the said structure to form in just a mere 3 billion years, since this is a very short time for Jesus to attract sufficient baryonic matter to create the giant structure. The structure is itself too big, and too complex, to exist so early in the universe. There is currently no existing model to explain the existence of the structure.


I lol'ed!!!
