Perhaps if it wasn't the backside showing on your avatar more people would be willing. As it is, it looks like your telling people to 'kiss my ass'.
Thats the whole idea. Miss Chicken (i.e. the cat) believes that people should be grateful 'to kiss her arse". EDITED TO ADD and talking of Miss Chicken - it was her 10th birthday yesterday. A couple of months ago I decided because it was her 10th I would buy a special present for her. After asking for suggestions here I decided to buy her a cat tree/gym. So a couple of weeks ago I took $115 of 50c pieces to the bank and placed thrm in my bank account to cover the cost of the present. I found a nice one for $129 on Australian eBay which had free postage so I bought that one for her. Unfortunately I was out when the package arrived. I only missed the postman by about 10 minutes according to my neighbour. This meant I had to walk about two and a half kilometers to the post office to pick it up. Then I had to catch a taxi home with the parcel and struggle inside with the heavy load. I then spent about an hour assembling the cat gym only to find out that Miss Chicken isn't particularly interested in it, the ungrateful little bitch.
Apparently it's a victim of climate change. It needs very cold winters for some reason, and there are fewer of them. Also fewer people grow apple trees in their gardens, so most apples are commercially grown where mistletoe would not be tolerated.