And he would have seduced the Borg Queen by teaching her this peculiar human custom known as "a kiss."
"Resistance is . . . oh my!"
Kirk's reputation with computers..
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And he would have seduced the Borg Queen by teaching her this peculiar human custom known as "a kiss."
"Resistance is . . . oh my!"
And he would have seduced the Borg Queen by teaching her this peculiar human custom known as "a kiss."
"Resistance is . . . oh my!"
Borg Queen" "Thank you captain KIrk. I though I was going to assimilate you but you have assimilated my heart. I will never forget you."
Jason
And they wake up the next morning in bed her body next to the bed and her detached head and spine in bed with Kirk.. Kirk wakes up an freaks out.....
Kirk becomes Celibate
We already know that Kirk isn't opposed to sleeping with twins with (wagging) tails...
KIRK: Cool, see you later. One to beam up..."
BORG QUEEN: Attention all drones. Assimilation is back on!!!!!!!!
Enough examples of Kirk talking computers into destruction.... but could he have done the opposite, too? Could he, for example, have talked Marvin the Paranoid Android out of his eternal depression?
Probably not.......
But given his awesome reputation now I want to see how Kirk would deal with Samaritan or The Machine, but The Machine is a good guy.
I absolutely love the idea of Kirk talking Samaritan into destroying itself, with another dazzling display of flawless logic, of course.
And then takes Root and Shaw on a date
Somehow, I don't think they'd be interested....
Yeah which would be surprising. Someone turning down the Kirk
Or, like Jadzia, they'd like Spock.
This reminds me that there were folks who sensibly suggested that Amy Acker be in DISC. God, I would have loved that.
You know, the title could be interpreted a different way:
Captain's log. After our battle with the Klingons, the damaged warp core is losing containment. The only place we can reach in time is the nearby computer ruled planet Mechanista, where they should be able to fix the containment fields in time to save the ship.
Spock: Captain, we are in range of planet Mechanista.
Kirk: Uhura, open an emergency channel.
Uhura: Aye, sir.
KIrk: We have an emergency. Warp containment fields failing. Containment breach immanent. Need repair crew beamed aboard immediately.
Mechanista voice: We will help, repair crews assembling. Which ship is this?
Kirk: This is Captain James T. Kirk of the United Star Ship Enterprise NCC___
Mechanista voice: KIrk, of the Enterprise? Kirk the destroyer of computers? Red alert! Red Alert!
Spock: Captain, the planetary defense system is powering up!
Kirk: Full power to the shields!
Mechanista Voice: Fire! Fire! Death to Kirk!
Yes, the title could be interpreted as asking about Kirk's reputation among computers.
Captain's log. After our battle with the Klingons, the damaged warp core is losing containment. The only place we can reach in time is the nearby computer ruled planet Mechanista, where they should be able to fix the containment fields in time to save the ship.
Spock: Captain, we are in range of planet Mechanista.
Kirk: Uhura, open an emergency channel.
Uhura: Aye, sir.
KIrk: We have an emergency. Warp containment fields failing. Containment breach immanent. Need repair crew beamed aboard immediately.
Mechanista voice: We will help, repair crews assembling. Which ship is this?
Kirk: This is Captain James T. Kirk of the United Star Ship Enterprise NCC___
Mechanista voice: KIrk, of the Enterprise? Kirk the destroyer of computers? Red alert! Red Alert!
Spock: Captain, the planetary defense system is powering up!
Kirk: Full power to the shields!
Mechanista Voice: Fire! Fire! Death to Kirk!
Yes, the title could be interpreted as asking about Kirk's reputation among computers.
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I love that the Kirk v. the Computer eps all pretty much begin with Return of the Archons, which works on so many other levels but has a nice Destructo-Speech sequence built in, with one or two encouraging lines from Spock to add insult to injury.
That's meme-worthy if anything ever could be.
I can see a publicity image Kirk smiling (confident in his computer-killing abilities) or a scene of him in the act.
Activate meme generators, Scotty!
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