Kira Sucks, Sisko Sucks, Station can't even hit Warp 2
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Well, let's not go there...
If we in the DS9 forum want to have a good laugh over DS9 suckage (or lack thereof), I'm good with that. But let's not trash the other shows in that manner. I have gotten a bunch of Notify Mods over this thread because some people did not get that it was not a trolling thread, but a massive joke thread. If we start on the other shows, my mail will quadruple. And it won't be pretty.
So let's skip that idea.
What if we put down all the shows but flood you with positive PMs to cancel out all the complaints?
Or we could put down all the other shows in order to build up DS9. "DS9 is so awesome that Picard couldn't even keep his crew from jumping ship! O'Brien, Worf...."
Or we could start simultaneous put-down threads in all the other forums. (Ugh, even I don't want to touch that one!)
Or we could do the obvious and obey your request. But that's so... obvious.
Yep, that's me! "PKTrekGirl: Sucking the Joy Out of the DS9 Forum For An Entire Decade."
I am offended by this post.
I am just giving a good rant and the first part of rants is facts don't matter.
Sisko talked to an alien computer every episode, yet it always survived! Talk about a bad captain; Kirk would have destroyed that computer in the first episode! And what was up with the people in red uniforms always surviving episodes? Everyone knows there's no danger until at least one redshirt dies.
And what was up with the one Irish person on the show acting like an actual human instead of an Irishman? His hair wasn't even red, that is a serious plothole.
I'm also seriously disappointed about how no male character ever got pregnant and grew a nipple on their wrist.
And what was up with the one Irish person on the show acting like an actual human instead of an Irishman? His hair wasn't even red, that is a serious plothole.
I'm also seriously disappointed about how no male character ever got pregnant and grew a nipple on their wrist.
No nipples (that we know of), but Ensign Villix'pran had six kids and he was pregnant at least 3 times.
^But did he grow a nipple on his wrist? I don't think so.
Also, look at that awful finale. The nerve of this uppity little space-station show to think they could do their finale without TNG characters and without randomly killing off their most beloved character (Ha, as if any DS9 character could be beloved; they were all evil!) against aliens of the week.
Speaking of aliens, there were far too few non-corporeal aliens, and the ones that were there were just characters from the show talking funny in orange light, instead of orbs of light that make the crew go nuts.
DS9 also sucks for its crapload of characters. Do they honestly think anyone is interested in all these people, or can even remember them? Why didn't they stick to the regulars and three or four recurring characters? I can't remember all these people.
Also, look at that awful finale. The nerve of this uppity little space-station show to think they could do their finale without TNG characters and without randomly killing off their most beloved character (Ha, as if any DS9 character could be beloved; they were all evil!) against aliens of the week.
Speaking of aliens, there were far too few non-corporeal aliens, and the ones that were there were just characters from the show talking funny in orange light, instead of orbs of light that make the crew go nuts.
DS9 also sucks for its crapload of characters. Do they honestly think anyone is interested in all these people, or can even remember them? Why didn't they stick to the regulars and three or four recurring characters? I can't remember all these people.
And the first officer wasn't even in Starfleet!
^ Not only that, but the Chief of Security also wasn't in Starfleet! In fact, he was from the FREAKING ENEMY SPECIES! What the hell were these people thinking?!
No joking here - it's sad that I have seen that very argument used in all seriousness to say that ENT sucked.
No joking here - it's sad that I have seen that very argument used in all seriousness to say that ENT sucked.
The evil Jellyman!
And that Lizardman who was first a bad guy but later turned a good guy. Who would buy this crap?
And what is up with DS9 having an enlisted non-com be on the Senior staff? And who were these writers that kept allowing this Petty Officer to order around Ensigns? And then allowed him to end the series by taking a post at the Starfleet Academy, a school which he shouldn't have even have attended in the first place as an enlisted, despite numerous references in the series contrary to that fact?
Another thing that really sucks about DS9: they never let a planet die out because of dogmatic adherence to the Prime Directive; what kind of crappy crew is that? How will people ever learn that there are absolutely no circumstances in which a rule should ever be broken (well, unless it's an admiral who's trying to enforce it and you're a starfleet captain, of course, everyone knows admirals are stupid. Apart from Kirk when he was an admiral, of course), even if a billion people die, if science-fiction doesn't show them that?
And, and, and, and, Sisko and the gang did dress up like Robin Hood or Hamlet....what kind of kill-joys are these ppl. No fun at all. Who gives a crap about a capt spending quality time w/his kids....geez.
Balanced look at religion...gah, we all know its a bunch of phonies....TNG PROVED that..didn't they??
Balanced look at religion...gah, we all know its a bunch of phonies....TNG PROVED that..didn't they??
Another major problem was Quark telling Sisko that Ferengi are judged unfairly because they value money. No way! Money is wrong and was eliminated on TNG commerce is bad. What about that episode where they helped Quark restock the bar b/c the he lost his Ferengi business license or something. STUPID! They should have just indoctrinated him instead, it would have made the series much more interesting.
If I had a nickle for every time that issue gets brought up. You could start a whole new thread with that one.
If I had a nickle for every time that issue gets brought up. You could start a whole new thread with that one.
The wormhole opening looked like a flower blooming in time-lapse. Weak.
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