Kira Sucks, Sisko Sucks, Station can't even hit Warp 2
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"You have made me very angry - very angry indeed!"
It'd be a better cameo than a washed-up punk rocker.
Stupid DS9.
They make O'Brien suffer instead of the audience.
They make O'Brien suffer instead of the audience.
"You have made me very angry - very angry indeed!"
Of course, that wasn't intended for you...
(Read between the lines...
)
Their budget was so low that they didn't even finish details of prosthetics for Odo's face.
Stupid DS9 ruined Trek forever by having Jake not join Starfleet. Don't these imbeciles now that the only way to promote peace, harmony and understanding of opposing viewpoints and cultures among humans is to join the service, spend your whole life in conformity, crush any dissent from Federation dogma and force those who disagree into silence?
I mean, really, THE NERVE!
Let's face it - Trek is f***ed!
I mean, really, THE NERVE!
Let's face it - Trek is f***ed!
Yeah, instead of Jake joining Starfleet, they got Nog. Like I'm going to believe Starfleet would let a Ferengi join up? Everyone knows that the Federation is a Homo Sapiens-only club.
So Enterprise can separate, Voyager can land, what can DS9's little station do? Spin? Anything can do that.
The gimp station was just an excuse for the writers to not have to deal with consequences.
Receiving a distress call from a former patron who got food poisoning from Quark's? Sorry, you're on your own, pal! We can't move!
Oh, you need us to beam you up? Nope, we don't use transporters. See? We got docking ports. Docking ports! Who writes this shit?
The gimp station was just an excuse for the writers to not have to deal with consequences.
Receiving a distress call from a former patron who got food poisoning from Quark's? Sorry, you're on your own, pal! We can't move!
Oh, you need us to beam you up? Nope, we don't use transporters. See? We got docking ports. Docking ports! Who writes this shit?
Docking ports? Like NX-01? Gee, no surprise they say Cardassian technology is waaaaay behind Federation!
I lol'ed every time the gear-shaped airlock door rolled in and out of place, because it was gear-shaped.
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They reduced him to an Odo hallucination and didn't let him call anyone a dumbass!
DS9 is the only Trek show I plan to buy on Blu-Ray, mostly because I want to watch all the episodes again and bitch about them online.
DS9 was obviously not told about the 'reset' button that all star trek captains have access to - when something broke it stayed broken... what the hell kind of progress is that?
Not to mention those horrible Cardassian beds. Well, I guess they weren't designed for sleeping in 'em....
Of all the Trek spin-offs (Not that DS9 is worthy of that title), Deep Space Nine had the worst of the worst episodes.
"Duet", two people arguing for an hour. You could just watch your parents instead, and odds are neither of them is as shrill as Major Kira.
"The Visitor", so this girl goes to this house and Candyman is there? And he talks to her, and I'm thinking "he's totally gonna kill her by the end"...but he doesn't! He goes to some white room with Sisko...white room...too cheap to afford real sets again. Then it ends. What was the point? Did Candyman go to the afterlife for good?
"In Purgatory's Shadow" and "By Inferno's Light", Worf gets captured. And the crew doesn't rescue him. BULLCRAP. Shows how weak the show was, Picard never would've left Worf in some prison. The whole thing could've been one part, but they bore us to tears by focusing time on Garak, the weakest character on the show, and his daddy issues. In part 2, all those bad guy ships arrive and they do nothing! What the hell? I'm glad DS9 staff wasn't defending Earth during "Best of Both Worlds", cuz the Borg would've taken over!
"Duet", two people arguing for an hour. You could just watch your parents instead, and odds are neither of them is as shrill as Major Kira.
"The Visitor", so this girl goes to this house and Candyman is there? And he talks to her, and I'm thinking "he's totally gonna kill her by the end"...but he doesn't! He goes to some white room with Sisko...white room...too cheap to afford real sets again. Then it ends. What was the point? Did Candyman go to the afterlife for good?
"In Purgatory's Shadow" and "By Inferno's Light", Worf gets captured. And the crew doesn't rescue him. BULLCRAP. Shows how weak the show was, Picard never would've left Worf in some prison. The whole thing could've been one part, but they bore us to tears by focusing time on Garak, the weakest character on the show, and his daddy issues. In part 2, all those bad guy ships arrive and they do nothing! What the hell? I'm glad DS9 staff wasn't defending Earth during "Best of Both Worlds", cuz the Borg would've taken over!
Hell, you could do that from a sampler disc - you only need to watch a few random episodes to form an overarching opinion of the whole series......
I'm surprised that no one's mentioned one of the most one-dimensional characters in Star Trek yet - Keikole. Moan, moan, fcuking moan!
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