Keenser vs. Ewoks

[Dale]

Re: KEENSER vs EWOKS

Can't I hate both equally?

Can't we all just completely fail to get along?

 

[Peter the Younger]

Re: KEENSER vs EWOKS

Also, Kenser would totally win in a fight vs. an Ewok. (I'm assuming no weapons, of course. Those stone age bolas are deadly!)

 

[pookha]

Re: KEENSER vs EWOKS

I did not like Jar Jar Keenser, but thankfully he was hardly in the movie which made him barely tolerable

i dont know if that is fair..

keenser didnt talk a lot which is a lot better then jar jar who pretty much said something stupid everytime he opened his mouth.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Re: KEENSER vs EWOKS

Not a fair comparison as we never got to hear Keenser sing.

When Scotty got stuck in the pipes, Deep Roy (Keenser) could have sung a "Montgomery Scott" version of the "Augustus Gloop" song he sang in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:

(sung to the tune of "Augustus Gloop")

♫ ♪
Montgomery Scott, Montgomery Scott,
a wet and goofy drunken sot...
♫ ♪
Montgomery Scott,
he's causing a clog,
a better fate than the admiral's dog...
♫ ♪

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