I'm stuck between wondering if I'm a loser for having practically no idea what's going on here(Katie who???), or being glad because I don't pay attention to anything except Star Trek.![]()
Imagine a reboot to an alternate reboot where Tom Cruise played Captain Kirk instead of Chris Pine. So Cruise is married to a girl who could've played Spock's mother (Katie Holmes had an uncredited cameo in "Muppets In Space" so she's already highly qualified for Star Trek).
Cruise gets Holmes into Scientology (some kind of mystic alien cult), she gets fed up with him, and her dad happens to be a wealthy divorce lawyer (possibly Ferengi).