Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

[Peacemaker]

Last week (or was it the week before), we had the women accused of murder by breast. This week, I present to you, the man with the plan, the total package, the VNPM (violent naked pooping masturbator).

I would say keep it clean, but when poop is involved, we already need a shower. Remember, you can't unread it once you've seen it.

 

[RoJoHen]

I love this story. I really do.

 

[sojourner]

Florida. Of course. No other state can top mine for crazy arrests.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house

Ya think he was on bath salts?

 

[trekkiedane]

I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house.

Yeah well, that's his story...

 

[Peach Wookiee]

That is... just freakin' crazy.

 

[Peacemaker]

Well, he is a carnival worker too. LOL

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This is a pretty shitty story.

 

[Peacemaker]

Hey, it's not every day you get to be a violent, naked, pooping, masturbating, home invading carnival worker!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Why does this sound like fodder for the Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

I know, my mind gets weird.