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Jesus Christ.. Roadkill on the highway to heaven

Bloodwhiner

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http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html

Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap
By Patrick Johnson, The Republican
May 06, 2010, 5:07PM
NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.
 
Good thing he wasn't killed again. Christians would have to start wearing Chevys around their necks.
 
^ :guffaw::guffaw:

I can see it now....

Lady jumps out of her car; "Oh Lord!"

"That's me. Now get me an ambulance."
 
On the plus side, anybody driving a Chevy would be safe from Vampires. :hugegrin:
 
I really wish he could have been taken to a Catholic Hospital, just to see what the nuns would do when it came to sponge bath time.
 
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