James T.Kirk Vs. Gandalf Vs. Yoda

[samsum42]

Hey,

I'm currently writing a crossover fan fiction of my three favourite films:

Star Trek, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.

It's a romantic drama, with some comedic/western touches.

It all ends in a huge fight between the aformentioned characters, and I was wondering who would win and why? I don't know much about Star Trek; it's my least favourite of the three films.

I've only seen Star Trek XI, which I loved because it was a bit like Star Wars, but I also saw some episdoes of Voyager and thought they were really good.

Please inform me on James T.Kirk's abilities in a fight. Does he have any powers I should know about? Would he be any match for Yoda's lightsaber or Gandalf's staff?

Thanks,

Sam

 

[Sandoval]

 

[sojourner]

Special ability? Beyond his superhuman talent of pausing mid sentence?

 

[Tiberius]

He does have another ability, but it doesn't apply in this case because neither Gandalf nor Yoda are beautiful women.

 

[sojourner]

^Maybe not on the outside.

 

[T'Girl]

Special abilities? Well, Kirk not only is quite intelligent, but it's not alway evident to the people he's interacting with.

Kirk is skilled in talking people into things, and also talking people in circles.

He has come up against opponents with "magical" powers in the past, and usually come out ahead.

Money is on Kirk.

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