I finally saw Avatar. I wasn't overly excited to see it, but nor was I opposed to it in any way. Take this review knowing that I read no reviews, knew nothing about the movie aside from the previews, and had no positive or negative bias going into it.
I thought it was awful. I'm sorry, I know I'm in the distinct minority, but I thought it committed the greatest sin a movie can commit: it was boring. Is there any possible way the viewer does not know from the moment Jake puts on his Avatar body exactly what's going to happen? Are there any cliches about environmentalism vs industry, colonialism and multinational corporations, cowboys vs indians that were not used in this movie?
My biggest problem with it is that it's touted (and touted, and touted, and touted) as being this super-original, completely new, imaginative world and aside from the window dressing of the special effects it simply wasn't. The natives use bows and arrows and ride horses. They ride "dragons" and go through a process through which the dragons must choose the rider (*cough*Anne McCaffrey*cough*). The natives are noble, stong, attractive, graceful, and live in harmony with the land while the outsiders are ignorant brutes, except for the one who comes to "learn their ways," fall in love with the chief's daughter, and save The People. It was so derivative--the people behind me were laughing hysterically and while at the beginning of the movie I thought they were jerks, by the end I agreed.
Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but it could have been at least 1/2 hour shorter. Also, no matter how good the cg is, it's still cg to me. I just cannot get into the story the same way. Also, finally, Jake was not a very good voice actor. It surprised me that someone who is obviously not American would be tapped to play this character. His character's background as an American marine and the actor's ability to convey his character through his voice during the cg parts were crucial to the movie. He kept slipping into his British/Australian accent over and over again.
I wish I could say better about it but I can't. Now I'll go before I'm run out with torches and sticks!