This is no joke, I've just seen a short scene from the new movie in which Kirk and the crew are on the bridge of the Enterprise talking to Nero over the viewscreen
I can't download it onto the computer
Here's the script for the scene
(Kirk walks into the main bridge muttering to himself)
McCoy: talking to yourself there Captain?
Kirk: yes I'm talking to myself, well it's the only way I can be sure of an intelligent conversation
Uhura: Captain, Nero is on screen, he wishes to talk with you
(Nero appears on the viewscreen)
Nero: Ah Captain Kirk, it's good to see you again-
Kirk: Nero, I'm not really in the mood to talk to a vegetable
Nero: neither am I so I will just destroy your ship...Kirk, if I was you, I'd turn the Enterprise around and leave now
Kirk: If you were me, you'd be good looking
Nero: with hair that looks like something William Shatner would wear
Kirk: at least I've got hair
Nero: I have got hair, it's just not on my head
Spock: mmmm, fascinating
Checkov: shall we raise the shields Captain?
Kirk: no Mr Checkov
Checkov: sir, he's about to fire at us, if we don't raise the shields, we could be in trouble
Kirk: Checkov, if you keep annoying me much longer, by this time tomorrow, you could be in traction
Scotty: no need to lose your temper sir
Kirk: Scotty, I'm not going to waste my time talking to a guy with an IQ of a bagpipe who's about as much use as a cat flap in an elephant house
Spock: Captain you are behaving illogical
Kirk: like a hippo omelette
Nero: I'm going to destroy your ship now Kirk, any last requests?
Kirk: yes...don't it
Nero: (chuckling) oh I'm not going to fall for that one again
Kirk: Nero, why are you trying to kill me?
Nero: because I blame you for everything bad in my life
Kirk: including your birth certificate that was actually an apology from the Romulan condom factory
Nero: SHUT UP, that is not true,
Kirk: yes it is
Nero: no it's not
Kirk: yes it us
Nero: not it's not, you've insulted me Kirk
Kirk: you don't like it, go tell your mummy
Nero: oh don't worry, she'll hear about this
That's all I saw, pretty riveting stuff
I can't download it onto the computer
Here's the script for the scene
(Kirk walks into the main bridge muttering to himself)
McCoy: talking to yourself there Captain?
Kirk: yes I'm talking to myself, well it's the only way I can be sure of an intelligent conversation
Uhura: Captain, Nero is on screen, he wishes to talk with you
(Nero appears on the viewscreen)
Nero: Ah Captain Kirk, it's good to see you again-
Kirk: Nero, I'm not really in the mood to talk to a vegetable
Nero: neither am I so I will just destroy your ship...Kirk, if I was you, I'd turn the Enterprise around and leave now
Kirk: If you were me, you'd be good looking
Nero: with hair that looks like something William Shatner would wear
Kirk: at least I've got hair
Nero: I have got hair, it's just not on my head
Spock: mmmm, fascinating
Checkov: shall we raise the shields Captain?
Kirk: no Mr Checkov
Checkov: sir, he's about to fire at us, if we don't raise the shields, we could be in trouble
Kirk: Checkov, if you keep annoying me much longer, by this time tomorrow, you could be in traction
Scotty: no need to lose your temper sir
Kirk: Scotty, I'm not going to waste my time talking to a guy with an IQ of a bagpipe who's about as much use as a cat flap in an elephant house
Spock: Captain you are behaving illogical
Kirk: like a hippo omelette
Nero: I'm going to destroy your ship now Kirk, any last requests?
Kirk: yes...don't it
Nero: (chuckling) oh I'm not going to fall for that one again
Kirk: Nero, why are you trying to kill me?
Nero: because I blame you for everything bad in my life
Kirk: including your birth certificate that was actually an apology from the Romulan condom factory
Nero: SHUT UP, that is not true,
Kirk: yes it is
Nero: no it's not
Kirk: yes it us
Nero: not it's not, you've insulted me Kirk
Kirk: you don't like it, go tell your mummy
Nero: oh don't worry, she'll hear about this
That's all I saw, pretty riveting stuff
