I've had enough!

[Capn Flukie]

I'm just cantankerous I guess.

 

[blablover5]

We'll just have to get your some juice, an afgan and put you in the home for old posters.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Um, I think I run that place.

 

[blablover5]

Wait til I finally trap Holdy there and he redecorates everyone.

 

[kimc]

Let's just settle on throwing trolls at them.

Okay - I'm back in.

 

[Misfit Toy]

I know, we'll cover you in fire ants!

Sounds good. I prefer these Fire Ants

 

[Capn Flukie]

Cover me! Cover me!

 

[blablover5]

You heard him people, beat him senseless with baseball bats.

 

[Capn Flukie]

"What we have here is... a failure to communicate."

 

[RJDiogenes]

I've had stress-related cankers about a half-dozen times. A doctor I know suggested that I eat raw potatoes. I tried it, and it does seem to make them resolve more quickly.

Yuck, the cure is worse than the curse. Almost.

I love potatoes as long as they are cooked. I'm the notorious potato cooker.

You don't have to eat the whole potato. Just a couple of bites a day.

 

[blablover5]

But but what do you do with the rest of the potato?

I know potato gun to attack doctors with!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Make French Fry scented candles.

 

[blablover5]

Wrong thread grapeman.

 

[RJDiogenes]

It's a crossover to boost sales.

 

[Gaith]

Zombie thread, yeah, yadda yadda, but I get these things too, and it's the absolute pits. I've used the fancy/expensive Rembrandt toothpaste for something like eight years, which seems to help, but they still come around every month or two, or sometimes more often. Especially when I start drinking OJ after a period of not doing so.

The best treatment I know is to swish around a spoonful of warm apple cider vinegar; it blunts most of the pain to reasonably inconspicuous levels. But do I ever wish that someone would find a cure for the damn things.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Did you try the raw potato?

Putting Zombie Thread to rest.