It wont get them off..

[Gil T.Azell]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered

Wait for it. wait for it.


You're just gonna love this

BP
I see you smiling.......
Or at least I hear you groaning

 

[auntiehill]

 

[Robert Maxwell]

That was just awful.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Fail. BP is a company, not a fuel, so the pun falls flat.

 

[1001001]

The Queen is not amused...

 

[Rek]

Exactly.

 

[ares93]

In true American tradition i have a picture for the occasion.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Well it did give me a smile so

 

[captcalhoun]

the responses are funnier than the joke...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

the responses are funnier than the joke...

That they are

 

[Small White Car]

Damnit, now Xzibit is sad. Thanks a lot!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Fail. BP is a company, not a fuel, so the pun falls flat.

ZR approves of this post.

 

[sidious618]

That was so bad I laughed.

 

[JonathonWally]

Needs more bad jokes...

 

[Admiral Shran]

Well, here's my response....

 

[Alidar Jarok]

The Queen is not amused...

OK, this caused me to laugh the most in this thread.

 

[1001001]

The Queen is not amused...

OK, this caused me to laugh the most in this thread.

She'll cap a bitch.

Don't think she won't.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Actually, I heard that because of the oil spill, the planned Star Wars-themed yachting regatta had to be cancelled at the last minute.

All events involving all Jedi yachting classes had to be axed. Not even the yngling survived.

 

[JiNX-01]

That was just awful.

Yeah. He should be warned!

 

[Balrog]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke Her Face.