It wont get them off..

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Gil T.Azell, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
    The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
    'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
    The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
    'Try it now,' said one bee.
    The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
    The bee answered
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    Wait for it. wait for it.


    You're just gonna love this
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    BP
    I see you smiling.......
    Or at least I hear you groaning
     
  2. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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  3. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell memelord Premium Member

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    That was just awful.
     
  4. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Fail. BP is a company, not a fuel, so the pun falls flat.
     
  5. 1001001

    1001001 Workin' Them Angels Moderator

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    The Queen is not amused...

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  6. Rek

    Rek Commander Red Shirt

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    Exactly.
     
  7. ares93

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    In true American tradition i have a picture for the occasion.
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  8. The Boy Who Cried Worf

    The Boy Who Cried Worf Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Well it did give me a smile so:techman:
     
  9. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    the responses are funnier than the joke...
     
  10. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    That they are
     
  11. Small White Car

    Small White Car Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Damnit, now Xzibit is sad. Thanks a lot!
     
  12. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    ZR approves of this post. :bolian:
     
  13. sidious618

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    That was so bad I laughed.
     
  14. JonathonWally

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    Needs more bad jokes...


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  15. Admiral Shran

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    Well, here's my response....

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  16. Alidar Jarok

    Alidar Jarok Everything in moderation but moderation Moderator

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    OK, this caused me to laugh the most in this thread.
     
  17. 1001001

    1001001 Workin' Them Angels Moderator

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    She'll cap a bitch.

    Don't think she won't.
     
  18. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Actually, I heard that because of the oil spill, the planned Star Wars-themed yachting regatta had to be cancelled at the last minute.

    All events involving all Jedi yachting classes had to be axed. Not even the yngling survived.
     
  19. JiNX-01

    JiNX-01 Admiral Admiral

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    Yeah. He should be warned! :p
     
  20. Balrog

    Balrog Commodore Commodore

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    Poke Her Face.