Is your glass half-full or half-empty?

[Robert Maxwell]

I dropped acid so my glass is a fruit bat.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Mine is twice as big as it needs to be.

That's what she said.

Yes. Yes, that's what she said.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be...

I resent the implication. I am not, I repeat, I am not an engineer.

 

[SPOCKED]

Damn! I should have saved my Kung Fu quote for this thread

 

[Amaris]

Damn! I should have saved my Kung Fu quote for this thread

Ha! You wasted it on me, and I didn't even get the reference (at the time)!

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Depends on the situation. Am I filling it or emptying it?

 

[Holdfast]

You have a glass of water. That glass has 50% water and 50% empty space in it.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

I refuse to believe I'm drinking water.

 

[scotpens]

I refuse to believe I'm drinking water.

I never touch the stuff. It rusts metal, it rots leather, and fish fuck in it.

 

[Holdfast]

I refuse to believe I'm drinking water.

I never touch the stuff. It rusts metal, it rots leather, and fish fuck in it.

And then they go and put fluoride in it as well...

 

[CorporalClegg]

My glass is always completely full...


...Of awesome!

 

[Santaman]

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be...

I resent the implication. I am not, I repeat, I am not an engineer.

*smirk* but I am.. or actually much worse... I am a techhead..

 

[Mary Ann]

Mine is half full, but it's got some weird disgusting crap floating in it.

Depends on the time of the month.

Wiser words were never spoken.

 

[captcalhoun]

the air/water ratio is 1:1

 

[trekkiedane]

the air/water ratio is 1:1

... by volume

 

[iguana_tonante]

I resent the implication. I am not, I repeat, I am not an engineer.

*smirk* but I am.. or actually much worse... I am a techhead..

In the immortal words of Sheldon Cooper...

"Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science."

 

[Davros]

My half empty glass is dirty chipped and leaking.

Definitely half-full. I have always been an optimist.

I am an optimistic pessimist. I'm possitive eveything is going to be all fowled up.

 

[SPCTRE]

My glass is always completely full...


...Of awesome!

And made of win

 

[CorporalClegg]

My glass is always completely full...


...Of awesome!

And made of win

Precisely.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I guess I am a pessimist because I think the glass is half empty. Also because I suspect someone has peed in it.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Also because I suspect someone has peed in it.

No, that is because you are also paranoid.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Depends:

If I'm in the process of filling it, it's ½ full, but if I'm in the process of emptying it it's ½ empty.

However; I 'voted' ½ full due to semantics; that's what it's called in Danish!

Yep, that's what I was doing to say... except for the Danish part