A very cool and different DS9, that's why I like it. And great lines from Odo and Quark
"Well, I guess you're not as successful a businessman as you think you are."
"Which means you spent the last ten years of your life trying to catch a nobody – with little success, I might add. So you tell me, which one of us is the bigger failure?"
- Odo and Quark
"We're going to clean every day?"
"No, Jake, just the odd- and even-numbered ones."
- Jake and Nog
"This whole runabout is alive with annoying little noises."
- Quark, paraphrasing The Sound of Music.
"All we have to do is haul this transmitter to higher ground, more altitude less atmosphere. Go high enough and we just might get a signal out."
"How much higher do we have to go?"
"Carry the seven, take the square root, times pi... I'd say ah... that high."
- Quark and Odo
"You're nothing but a petty thief!"
"And you're an arrogant prude!"
"Lecher!"
"Freak!"
"Fraud!"
"Fascist!"
"Failure!"
- Odo and Quark
"Don't you get it? I'm not trying to save you. I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm gonna eat you."
"You're joking."
"Waste not, want not."
- Quark and Odo
"Now, I know the two of you are very different people, but you're still friends, and somehow, some way, you'll make this work."
"I don't know..."
"Neither do I."
"Well I do. (to Nog) And I'm your captain. (to Jake) And your father. And what I say goes. Good day, gentlemen."
- Sisko, Nog, and Jake
"If it wasn't for his signal, we never would have found you. Looks like he saved both your lives."
"I was afraid you were going to say that."
- Dax and Odo, about Quark http://memory-alpha.org/en/index.php?title=The_Ascent_(episode)&action=edit§ion=3

"Well, I guess you're not as successful a businessman as you think you are."
"Which means you spent the last ten years of your life trying to catch a nobody – with little success, I might add. So you tell me, which one of us is the bigger failure?"
- Odo and Quark
"We're going to clean every day?"
"No, Jake, just the odd- and even-numbered ones."
- Jake and Nog
"This whole runabout is alive with annoying little noises."
- Quark, paraphrasing The Sound of Music.
"All we have to do is haul this transmitter to higher ground, more altitude less atmosphere. Go high enough and we just might get a signal out."
"How much higher do we have to go?"
"Carry the seven, take the square root, times pi... I'd say ah... that high."
- Quark and Odo
"You're nothing but a petty thief!"
"And you're an arrogant prude!"
"Lecher!"
"Freak!"
"Fraud!"
"Fascist!"
"Failure!"
- Odo and Quark
"Don't you get it? I'm not trying to save you. I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm gonna eat you."
"You're joking."
"Waste not, want not."
- Quark and Odo
"Now, I know the two of you are very different people, but you're still friends, and somehow, some way, you'll make this work."
"I don't know..."
"Neither do I."
"Well I do. (to Nog) And I'm your captain. (to Jake) And your father. And what I say goes. Good day, gentlemen."
- Sisko, Nog, and Jake
"If it wasn't for his signal, we never would have found you. Looks like he saved both your lives."
"I was afraid you were going to say that."
- Dax and Odo, about Quark http://memory-alpha.org/en/index.php?title=The_Ascent_(episode)&action=edit§ion=3
