Invent a new word... and have it defined

[Gary Mitchell]

Trihamarique

Trihamarique- attempting to get good grades in school


Fertigilla

 

[MetalPants]

Fertigilla-in zoology, the condition of a fish's gill when infected with parasites

secneics

 

[SPOCKED]

secneics

British hosery

sventillatonify

 

[Miss Chicken]

sventillatonify

To take part in very kinky Swedish sexual practice that I won't go into detail about.

Qazapop

 

[scotpens]

Qazapop

A style of music blending flamenco guitar, traditional Australian Aborigine instruments, whale songs, and various kitchen implements, recorded and mixed by tone-deaf Lithuanian midgets.

Narpoltran

 

[Gryffindorian]

Narpoltran

An experimental drug used to treat high cholesterol and triglyceride levels in the blood.

cyroxysm

 

[MetalPants]

cyroxysm-in medicine, the name of the process that leads to cramps ina person's big toe.


orezten

 

[Venardhi]

Orezten - The white web-like film that grows on old chocolate.

Schrawrt

 

[Gryffindorian]

Schrawrt - a breed of German poodle that originated in Bavaria, characterized by yellowish green spots all over its body.

flimgott

 

[Venardhi]

Flimgott - The lint layer that sometimes accrues on the heel of a calloused foot from colored socks.

Corgound

 

[ALF]

Corgound

An Australian sinus decongestant.


Navuum.

 

[SPOCKED]

Navuum.

The last sound you ever hear on your way out the airlock.

mayoslurm

 

[doubleohfive]

The sound fried chicken makes when it exits you.

SHAKOOF!

 

[backstept]

SHAKOOF - onomatopoeia for the sound made by underwater explosives

[edit] realised we missed one
strasplininagtion the act of strasplininag, which refers to crashing a motorbike at high speed on the Autobahn

derentification

 

[K'Ehleyr]

derentification

Derentification ~ the mending of rips/tears in a suit jacket made by a man wearing one a size too small and bending down to tie his shoe laces. Usually a job given to tailors' apprentices.

Jabocrack

 

[Thor Damar]

Jabocrack: An ill-timed joke or pun that manages to offend everyone that hears it.

vewsvare

 

[K'Ehleyr]

vewsvare

vewsvare (from German) Any item of tourist giftware that contains a cheesey picture of the town/resort etc. Usually end up in the back of the cupboard covered in dust within 2 weeks of returning from holiday.

Lokinoble

 

[trekkiedane]

Lokinoble

Mischievous 'upper-class' person.

Kerfungish

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

Kerfungish

Having a vaguely unpleasant but unidentifiable odor.


Thlweem

 

[Thor Damar]

Thlweem : A minor feeling of annoyance that strikes for no reason and can lead to a prolonged sulk.

Hgulxe