Invent a new word... and have it defined

[Gryffindorian]

endoprenulsive: A food, commonly found at Taco Bell, which immediately forces the complete emptying of the bowels in a violent manner. Useful in ridding the intestines of parasites, food poisoning, and of anything, really.

Not exactly what the thread is about, but I invented and defined my own word a while back I think it's appropriate to share:
Zenicism: The belief that people suck so much that you shouldn't expect anything more than utter stupidity, wanton greed, complete narcissism, unrepentant hypocracy, and total lack of ethical behavior. As such, you accept this behavior as normal, casually dismiss others shock as being childish, and are only surprised when a rare individual rises (if only momentarily) from the ooze of modern vanity. A portmanteau of "zen" and "cynicism."

Continuing the game:
microsusening

What is hypocracy? You should get that defined.

 

[STR]

hypocracy: When friends who never asked to use your computer in the first place, go in and not only override spellcheck, but add their misspelled words to the dictionary and cause you to either miss typos, or correct a typo into the wrong word.

Getting back to the other word:
microsusening

 

[Thor Damar]

microsusening: The feeling you get when you can't put your ideas into coherent words.

Vaingussing

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Vaingussing

Vaingussing: Adjusting your underpants in public ~ and there is no way you can do it discreetly.

Flobobarrrel.

 

[Ruaidhri]

Oops K'Ehleyr beat me to it...

Flobobarrrel the recepticle for clipped hair from a Flo-Bee.

Tuatterine

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Tuatterine

Tuatterine: A Romanian pate made of toads, steeped in garlic and eaten on the first Friday of the month. The Mother of the house will slice said pate and supply that really thin toast to go with ~ And the 'Grace To The Toad' song is sung. A very solemn occasion. Usually accompanied by many firkins of beer.

Bopticulis

 

[Ruaidhri]

Bopticulis

Bopticulis: a type of wooden bludgeon used in Ancient Rome for the purpose of disciplining bastard children.

Squeedonicker

 

[Nardpuncher]

Squeedonicker: The piece of string or lint that though small, defies all attempts of a vacuum cleaner to pick it up.


Prommoublius

 

[Danoz]

Squeedonicker: The piece of string or lint that though small, defies all attempts of a vacuum cleaner to pick it up.


Prommoublius

A form of group intoxication to assist in the grieving process at a funeral or wake. ----------- Etymology: Combination of the root word "promenade" (prom/gathering) and mernin (to mourn); [Ir. blian = Gael. blian]-- From the popular Gaelic surname "Blane" (from an early funeral for a St. Blane that resulted in mass public intoxication). Ex. The wake involved excessive prommoubliation.

NEW WORD:
Anthropalicious.

 

[Nardpuncher]

Anthropalicious: The ersatz-cannibalistic hunger for red meat one gets when watching a surgical program on the Discovery Channel.


Amoufle

 

[Wynterhawk]

Amoufle : An after dinner treat made of sour walnuts and ginger.

Lofhjuniet

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Lofhjuniet: What happens to you after eating too much lutefisk.

Rosenblattie

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Rosenblattie

Rosenblattie: A thick scottish pancake made with strawberries giving it a rosey glow. Must be served by a man in a kilt and a blow of the bagpipes at 7.15am on the dot. (One is allowed to retire back to bed afterwards)

Blockenspocken.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Blockenspocken: A Vulcan musical instrument with bells played via mallets.

Bummerooski

 

[Ruaidhri]

Bummerooski

Bummerooski: a grieving person of Russian nationality.

Acknack

 

[scotpens]

Acknack: A particularly ugly or tacky statuette, figurine, ashtray, or other small household decor item, usually purchased abroad as a souvenir while in a state of alcohol-impaired judgment.

Disencrapitate

 

[Nardpuncher]

Acknack: The detritus at the bottom of a pen jar on a desk, such as paper clips, rubber bands, staples and 2 pennies.

Poolb

 

[Ruaidhri]

Wow, two definitions!

Acknack: A particularly ugly or tacky statuette, figurine, ashtray, or other small household decor item, usually purchased abroad as a souvenir while in a state of alcohol-impaired judgment.

Disencrapitate

Disencrapitate: when the feeling of needing to have a bowel movement goes away.

Acknack: The detritus at the bottom of a pen jar on a desk, such as paper clips, rubber bands, staples and 2 pennies.

Poolb

Poolb: A word to describe when a woman in a pool accidentally has a breast pop out of her bathing suit/bikini bra.

Spateriosis

 

[Thor Damar]

Spateriosis: A powerful feeling of isolation often experienced at the dead of night.

Hoopjillismtyg

 

[scotpens]

Hoopjillismtyg: A small town in Wales known for producing excellent female basketball players.

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