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Intruder Alert!

Gosh, I'm not that interesting, to be followed 60 miles! Probably a series of coincidences and innocuous noises... that's what I'm telling myself. Just to make sure - locks change! Peace of mind is priceless.

For now, I'm going to switch off the computer, and try to read myself to sleep with a travel book of sunnier climes. It's 3am here - yikes! Thanks for the support everyone, very much appreciated. :)

Leave a note that says "If you attempt anything, J. Allen will know about it. He's going to come with his friends and lay down the law. One of those friends is Jesus, and it's well known that he's a badass with a whip."


J.
 
You could leave a threatening note on the windshield of the car or outside your door. Something to the effect of "I know what you did and what you're planning to do. Try and you're a dead man."


Yeah... provoke the mysterious stranger who may have a key to your home and spends his time watching your house while you sleep.

That'll show him! :techman:
That's how I roll. The best defense is a good offense.
 
If your mind makes a big deal about something and you can't figure out a logical reason why, trust your instincts. Often the unconscious can be a few steps ahead of the conscious mind.

Like that time at my mother's place in Vermont: There were a series of incidents that struck me as odd all in a short time-frame: Several vehicles driving up to the cabin across the road that we'd rented, then leaving after a few minutes; an airplane flying rather low and slow over the area; and a few other things of a similar nature. We learned shortly thereafter that the tenants had been growing marijuana in their vegetable garden and running a meth lab, and while the DEA guys didn't say so, I suspect that plane was one of theirs.
 
You could leave a threatening note on the windshield of the car or outside your door. Something to the effect of "I know what you did and what you're planning to do. Try and you're a dead man."


Yeah... provoke the mysterious stranger who may have a key to your home and spends his time watching your house while you sleep.

That'll show him! :techman:
That's how I roll. The best defense is a good offense.

I couldn't agree more.

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J.
 
:lol: Fab! You really do look menacing there... great lighting and everything. :techman:

We tried to find a baseball bat to keep in the house some time ago, but only managed to acquire a hockey stick - not as cool looking, you know?
 
Stick a gun in the mailbox and find some way to rig it so that it goes off when someone attempts to unlock/open the door unless you open it in a certain way, From Russia With Love teargas briefcase style. That is, if you've got a mailbox/slot on your door.
 
^ I wish I were gadget/technically minded, then I could change my own locks.

I rang my landlord with the police reference number (which they require, so good job I got around to that lastnight), and they agreed to change the locks this very day... Yay! Good news: they've already changed the top smaller latch lock. Bad news: the deadlock needs to be ordered, and may not arrive for a few days, so they're expecting us to sit there with one flimsy latch lock!

I had to make a complaint to my landlord about the carpenter sent to do the job, as he looked me up and down and said: "Who'd want to rob you?" He then went on to detail how "crazy" I was to want to change the locks over something like that, and that he thought he should not have to change the deadlock at all. This is after I'd made polite chit chat with him and made him a cup of tea as he worked on the first lock (I guess that's what you get for being nice). I informed him the reason for their change had nothing to do with him, and that he ought to complete the job he was called out for. He then claimed he needed to go to the locksmiths to see about "ordering" a new deadlock, waving bye on his way out with a quick cheeky "See you tomorrow!" thrown in. I had been made to understand the job was to be completed today on an emergency basis! We were now left with a gaping hole for a deadlock, perhaps till the following day to boot.

When I rang to make my complaint to the landlord - I received a telephone apology, after they'd spoken with the carpenter - he apparently claimed he was just joking around with me. A new carpenter (but from the same company) will be sent to fit the second lock, when it arrives on order. We'll see. I have also been advised to complete an official email of complaint to his company, which I well get to. Right now, nothing is being done for my deadlock, and I've been told they're not sure when the order will arrive either.

In the meantime, we have decided to book our own carpenter and fit a completely new third installation lock, that way, we will be secure while the landlord flaps about completing the original locks. This should not have to be necessary, but we're operating under the assumption 3 locks are better than 2, as the landlord says they are not obliged to change more than the original locks. This is so we are not sitting with only one flimsy latch lock for days perhaps, whilst waiting for the deadlock which is "on order".

How infuriating. The man is employed and payed to simply fit a lock, instead of completing the job as instructed in a professional manner, he chooses to challenge, demean and insult the client. Charming! He must be thick as two short planks, either that, or he was in a hurry to get to the pub and resented doing the job at all!

Right now, we're waiting for the second carpenter (the one we've hired ourselves) to come and do a brand new installation tonight... let's hope he does a much better job! No tea or polite chit chat for this one, as apparently that becomes an invitation for dickheads to put their useless two penny forward where it is not wanted.

Thing is, we should be more secure than before after all this, so that's one good thing that came out of it, and we've had to pay for only 1 out of the 3 locks. Not bad for a day's work. Shopped around, then haggled for a good price too, managing to knock about £40 off the best price. Recessions are good for something apparently. :D

It's was definitely a Monday alright. :techman:
 
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Two guys arrived with their bag of tricks... and we've decided to employ a couple more security measures than we had originally intended, including a "London bar". I don't know if this is because they were so terribly cute, or because we really needed it... but nevertheless they've sold us! One of them looks like a younger cuter David Beckham. :lol:

With the current single latch lock we had, the carpenters could not believe another carpenter could have left us to sleep like that this evening. He asked us to close the door, as it was before they arrived, then he proceeded to get in, in about 5 seconds flat, with a bendy little plastic card from his pocket - our jaws dropped, not because it could be done, but because it was done so effortlessly. He then showed us how fast he could get in with two deadlocks (5 mins)... suffice to say it became clear we needed more to have peace of mind from any serious intruder!

Makes me wonder what kind of cowboys the landlord was using... :wtf:
 
I wish I were gadget/technically minded, then I could change my own locks.

Yes. It's so hard to undo a couple of screws, remove something, put something in and then fasten some screws.
 
*Sticks tongue out at Trekker* I'll contact you for future drilling, then... Thanks!

To be more precise: putting in place an additional new lock (which needs to be installed in a different part of the door) takes more effort and carpentry than merely replacing one, as you might guess (these guys have been drilling and shaping for a solid hour now - and no, they do not charge by the hour, thankfully). This additional lock (and bar) is the only service we've payed for. The replacement of the original locks are the responsibility of the landlord, otherwise we most certainly would have started the job ourselves this morning. Our reasoning though was, why mess around with that when someone who does it for a living can come in and do it, while we go about our regular business? The best laid plans and all that... :lol:

We've been discussing more security for ages now, this just gave us the little nudge that we needed...
 
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I'm glad you've made arrangements that make you feel safer. One note of caution, though. You should verify with your landlord A) that you're allowed to have your own locks installed at all and B) whether they require a copy of the key since they sometimes need to access the apartments when tenants aren't home.

If your lease states that you're not allowed to install your own locks, get written permission from the landlord now, while the locksmith incident is fresh in his mind. Otherwise you could end up paying for a whole new door at some point.

Jan
 
Do you have a sliding-glass door?

If so, you really should have a Charlie-bar on it.

Nope. And what in the world is a Charlie-bar?

The work they did was fabulous, and pristine (came with a long-term guarantee, too). I'm going to recommend them to all my friends and family who might need it...
 
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