In the year 2010... Courtesy of Psychic Nikki!

[cobrien]

Well, here it is again, Christmas and New Year, that special time to celebrate, relax, take a little vacation, have fun and think about what you did in 2009, and what will you do in 2010.
And to help you with that, nothing better, that a quick trip to the future with the amazing Psychic Nikki!

The one and only, predicting Fidel Castro's death for next year since 2003.

So, in the year 2010...

Passing of Fidel Castro.

Here it is the traditional "Fidel's death" prediction, never fails, every year, like a swiss calendar

Trouble on the moons surface and atmosphere.
The Lost City of Atlantis will be found.
A worldwide power blackout.
Reptiles invading El Passo, Texas
Giant bats will attack a city in South America.

Trouble in space, Atlantis rising, power going out all over the world, monsters on a rampage, what an exciting year!
I know that it might look bad, but fear not, I'm sure that the smart charismatic leaders of the free world will... wait, what's this?

Danger around President Barack Obama.
Assassination attempt against President Barack Obama.
Assassination of Barack Obama.

Crap! The result of a dastardly Atlantean-Reptile-Alien Space Bat plot, surely.
But we will resist, look at this example of courage and preserverance from Britain's royal family:

The Queen has to watch for a kidnapping.
A wedding around the British Royal Family.
An assassination attempt around the Queen of England.
Buckingham Palace on fire.
The Royal Crown Jewels will be stolen.
The Queen has to watch her health.
Windsor Castle on fire.

Nor the kidnapping, nor the terrible fires, nor the assassination will prevent them from enjoying their wedding. But her majesty should be careful with her health, those assassinations can be very stressful.

And in these times of turmoil and chaos Sarah Palin, alwas a rogue will surprise us all...

Sarah Palin will divorce.
Sarah Palin will pose nude for a magazine.

Merry Christmas and Happy new year everyone, got to go do my bit against the invasion of Christmas sweets, there is a box of Turkish gum like thingies winking at me, got to take care of it.

 

[SmoothieX]

Sarah Palin will pose nude for a magazine.

I can't figure out if I want to see this or not.

 

[Kemaiku]

Nikki seems to be quite the anarchist. Anyhoo Palin nude? if only one thing remotely comes true from that list of idiocy I'd be ok with this one.

 

[John Picard]

El Passo, Texas?

 

[Jetfire]

OMG!!!



I needed a good laugh this morning.

 

[melancholymecha]

Reptiles invading El Passo, Texas

reptiles invade my house all the time (usually anoles or geckos)



whatever happened to Miss Cleo?

 

[Miss Chicken]

I think we should make our own predictions and see if we can better Nikki.

If you make a prediction I will add them to the list and at the end of 2010 we will compare our success rate to Nikki's.


The first predictions are

1) Phyllis Diller will die (Miss Chicken)
2) South-Eastern Australia will be ravished by bushfires in early 2010 (Miss Chicken)

 

[Chris3123]

Reptiles invading El Passo, Texas

What a quack. Everyone knows this doesn't happen until 2012.

 

[Starbreaker]

This woman is obsessed with kidnappings and Buckingham Palace fires.

 

[Mike Farley]

I predict a bright future linked to our return to Jupiter to investigate the disappearance of American astronauts Dave Bowman and Frank Poole.

 

[StardustSteph]

LOL, thanks for the laughs. I like the sea serpent being captured off of Japan and apparently this year she predicted the the Loch Ness monster would be captured.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Man i think i should go into the kidnapping business. Sure is booming!

 

[RJDiogenes]

1) Phyllis Diller will die (Miss Chicken)
2) Douth-Eastern Australia will be ravished by bushfires in early 2010 (Miss Chicken)

3) A comet will approach Earth on a collision course but will go into orbit instead of impacting (RJDiogenes).
4) A massive volcano will erupt in Yellowstone National Park. (RJDiogenes).
5) Civil War will break out in Canada. (RJDiogenes).
6) The melting ice caps will reveal the ruins of a pre-Human civilization (RJDiogenes).

 

[Miss Chicken]

1) Phyllis Diller will die (Miss Chicken)
2) Douth-Eastern Australia will be ravished by bushfires in early 2010 (Miss Chicken)

3) A comet will approach Earth on a collision course but will go into orbit instead of impacting (RJDiogenes).
4) A massive volcano will erupt in Yellowstone National Park. (RJDiogenes).
5) Civil War will break out in Canada. (RJDiogenes).
6) The melting ice caps will reveal the ruins of a pre-Human civilization (RJDiogenes).

Gee, 2010 is going to be a real busy year!!!

 

[Count Zero]

1) Phyllis Diller will die (Miss Chicken)
2) Douth-Eastern Australia will be ravished by bushfires in early 2010 (Miss Chicken)

3) A comet will approach Earth on a collision course but will go into orbit instead of impacting (RJDiogenes).
4) A massive volcano will erupt in Yellowstone National Park. (RJDiogenes).
5) Civil War will break out in Canada. (RJDiogenes).
6) The melting ice caps will reveal the ruins of a pre-Human civilization (RJDiogenes).

7) Another German minister will have to resign. (Count Zero)
8) The new series of Doctor Who will be a success. (Count Zero)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

9) Worldwide psychics' convention cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[cobrien]

10) After years of absence Italy will return to the Eurovision Song Contest with Silvio Berlusconi's highly original Breakdance Harpsichord act

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

11) Lady Gaga proved to not actually exist, but rather is merely a glued together collection of wigs, makeup and silly costumes with no actual human inside.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Gee, 2010 is going to be a real busy year!!!

You seem to be right.

 

[Australis]

12) An island will rise out of the sea, and another one will sink.