13) If man is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find...
oh, wait, that's the year 2525. Never mind.
oh, wait, that's the year 2525. Never mind.
In the year 2010... Courtesy of Psychic Nikki!
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He's 137 years old, eventually they'll get this one right.
Psychic Nikki watched the finale of Stargate Atlantis. San Francisco bay was a stupid idea.
I for one welcome our new reptile overlords!
That's awesome!
In other words, the new Tom Clancy novel is finally coming out.
14) After running out of things to proclaim God's hatred of, Fred Phelps starts picketing his own house with a sign that says "GOD HATES ME" and "I'M GOING TO HELL"
15) On a Very Special Episode of his Fox "News" Program, Glenn Beck shows how the letters in "OBAMA" can be rearranged to spell "SATAN", provided that you use the alien alphabet provided by his overlords from the Planet Weebo.
16) A celebrity dies, has a baby, breaks up with their Significant Other, gets married, or has an affair, and the media treats this as a world-shaking event deserving the same level of coverage as, say, the second coming of Christ.
15) On a Very Special Episode of his Fox "News" Program, Glenn Beck shows how the letters in "OBAMA" can be rearranged to spell "SATAN", provided that you use the alien alphabet provided by his overlords from the Planet Weebo.
16) A celebrity dies, has a baby, breaks up with their Significant Other, gets married, or has an affair, and the media treats this as a world-shaking event deserving the same level of coverage as, say, the second coming of Christ.
I'm going to add my favorite from last year and make a prediction about next year:
17) Stock market up and down
17) Stock market up and down
I think it'd be like a car wreck...whether anyone wants to they'll gawk at it.
I'll be in my bunk.
reptiles invade my house all the time (usually anoles or geckos)
whatever happened to Miss Cleo?
Ask and you shall receive!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXWDvqrXeA
18) In February six very good and devoted Christians will mysteriously disappear but it will take until October for people to realise that the Rapture has occured and most people won't believe it.
