Impending Global Bacon Shortage?

[scotpens]

Pig farmers are cutting back production due to rising feed costs. The predicted result: Porkocalypse!

Will pork products be rationed? Will there be a thriving black market in bacon, sausages and Spam?

 

[Jimi_James]

This will crush Epic Meal Time

 

[Skellington]

I wonder if a persistent shortage would accelerate the development of 3D printers that can print meat.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Pig Executive" is a most unfortunate title.

 

[scotpens]

"Pig Executive" is a most unfortunate title.

Why, what ever do you mean?

 

[gturner]

Perhaps pouring corn in our gas tanks wasn't a great idea, nor was letting as prices double, which directly affects feed costs.

 

[trekkiedane]

Impending Global Bacon Shortage?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

We are not amused!

Seriously, bacon is, like, my favorite part of a pig. Except for that springy little tail.

 

[Leviathan]

Not. Acceptable.

...economy in flames, number of wars on the rise, environmental meltdown in progress and continued existence of bieber can all be put on f'n hold till this is SOLVED.

Screw it, I am gonna avoid the rush and resort to cannibalism NOW!

 

[T'Preea]

As I don't eat anything that comes from a pig, I couldn't give a toss; but my husband on the other hand, would have a fit. I think those scientist that are working on building real life replicators should shift it and get it done. *lol*

 

[Trekker4747]

Bacon prices have been rising for a while now. Before long it'll be a fine delicacy like caviar and quail eggs.

 

[Skellington]

We are not amused!

Seriously, bacon is, like, my favorite part of a pig. Except for that springy little tail.

Chris Barrie's Bacon Number is 2, surprisingly enough.

Screw it, I am gonna avoid the rush and resort to cannibalism NOW!

Mmmmm.... Longpig.

* slobbers *

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

^ See? If there's no more Bacon, who's "number" will we use?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Pig farmers are cutting back production due to rising feed costs. The predicted result: Porkocalypse!

Will pork products be rationed? Will there be a thriving black market in bacon, sausages and Spam?

"Porkocalypse" is hard to say. Just try it. It also sounds like "poor cock uh lips," and I don't even know what to make of that.

"Porkpocalypse" is slightly less awkward.

"Porktastrophe" seems like a better convention overall.

 

[trekkiedane]

About time you Americans got your space-program up and running again: For the sake of all humanity you'll need to get to Jupiter:

 

[Gary7]

About time you Americans got your space-program up and running again: For the sake of all humanity you'll need to get to Jupiter:

 

[Gaith]

"Porkocalypse" is hard to say. Just try it. It also sounds like "poor cock uh lips," and I don't even know what to make of that.

"Porkpocalypse" is slightly less awkward.

"Porktastrophe" seems like a better convention overall.

PORKMAGEDDON​

 

[Nick086]

You can't get store brand bacon for cheap anymore at the local supermarkets.

 

[TheSeeker]

I'm reminded of this.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhx_atF2c3s[/yt]

 

[Delsaber]

Maybe we have the Japanese Burger King head offices to blame for this one.