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im planning to watch all star trek media chronologically

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because that skit instantly crapped on my excitement, i had this notion like "holy crap i wanna see that, trekkers must be shitting their pants" and then this came on, its the equivalent of 50 kicks in the sack, my perspective on the star trek fandom was badly altered as well

The dumbest part however, is how Kirk went from cadet to captain. That part made no sense at all.

dude, he saved the fucking PLANET, you think theyd say "ok you saved the planet, and now i have tenure, but you still need to pass finals" thats stupid

That cadet-captain promotion at the end annoyed me as well. What was the rush? They were obviously coming back for more movies. Why not take their time to show Kirk evolving and the crew finding their way together?

Heroes get medals and (reasonable) promotions, not starships. Any affirmation to the contrary is unhinged from any plausible reality.
 
The dumbest part however, is how Kirk went from cadet to captain. That part made no sense at all.

dude, he saved the fucking PLANET, you think theyd say "ok you saved the planet, and now i have tenure, but you still need to pass finals" thats stupid

That cadet-captain promotion at the end annoyed me as well. What was the rush? They were obviously coming back for more movies. Why not take their time to show Kirk evolving and the crew finding their way together?

Heroes get medals and (reasonable) promotions, not starships. Any affirmation to the contrary is unhinged from any plausible reality.

people dont pay hard earned money to see "cadet kirk" they pay money to see "CAPTAIN kirk" thats a better selling point
 
people dont pay hard earned money to see "cadet kirk" they pay money to see "CAPTAIN kirk" thats a better selling point
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

if he didnt become captain people would walk out like:

"WTF, why didnt he become captain!! This is Bullshit i shouldve went and saw x-men origins: wolverine instead!"

when he DID become captain people were like:

"Wow!, that was satisfying as all hell, im glad i went to see this instead of that wolverine movie!"

see the difference?
 
The dumbest part however, is how Kirk went from cadet to captain. That part made no sense at all.

dude, he saved the fucking PLANET, you think theyd say "ok you saved the planet, and now i have tenure, but you still need to pass finals" thats stupid

That cadet-captain promotion at the end annoyed me as well. What was the rush? They were obviously coming back for more movies. Why not take their time to show Kirk evolving and the crew finding their way together?

Heroes get medals and (reasonable) promotions, not starships. Any affirmation to the contrary is unhinged from any plausible reality.

and how do you know that they were gonna make more? are you a Nostradamus grandchild?
 
dude, he saved the fucking PLANET, you think theyd say "ok you saved the planet, and now i have tenure, but you still need to pass finals" thats stupid

That cadet-captain promotion at the end annoyed me as well. What was the rush? They were obviously coming back for more movies. Why not take their time to show Kirk evolving and the crew finding their way together?

Heroes get medals and (reasonable) promotions, not starships. Any affirmation to the contrary is unhinged from any plausible reality.

and how do you know that they were gonna make more? are you a Nostradamus grandchild?
Stop the personal jabs, please.
 
people dont pay hard earned money to see "cadet kirk" they pay money to see "CAPTAIN kirk" thats a better selling point
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

if he didnt become captain people would walk out like:

"WTF, why didnt he become captain!! This is Bullshit i shouldve went and saw x-men origins: wolverine instead!"

when he DID become captain people were like:

"Wow!, that was satisfying as all hell, im glad i went to see this instead of that wolverine movie!"

see the difference?
Of course I see the difference. Both are complete fiction, but I see the difference.
 
people dont pay hard earned money to see "cadet kirk" they pay money to see "CAPTAIN kirk" thats a better selling point
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

if he didnt become captain people would walk out like:

"WTF, why didnt he become captain!! This is Bullshit i shouldve went and saw x-men origins: wolverine instead!"

when he DID become captain people were like:

"Wow!, that was satisfying as all hell, im glad i went to see this instead of that wolverine movie!"

see the difference?

I agree, Tosk. Cadet Kirk earned the franchise more money in one movie then any Captain Kirk did. People pay for entertainment and Trek and Kirk and friends. I was looking forward to seeing a proper run of prequels and backstory leading up to the beginning of TOS. So I think they threw away a lot of great opportunities for a natural evolution when they had Kirk bypass all those steps.

And FYI: Kirk was Admiral for more than half of the TOS movies, not Captain. People paid to see them anyway.

I'm sure Lt. Kirk and Commander Kirk would've done great. Plus, IMO the whole "leading from your seat" concept is more impressive when you have to save the day without the power of being the Captain.
 
dude, he saved the fucking PLANET, you think theyd say "ok you saved the planet, and now i have tenure, but you still need to pass finals" thats stupid

That cadet-captain promotion at the end annoyed me as well. What was the rush? They were obviously coming back for more movies. Why not take their time to show Kirk evolving and the crew finding their way together?

Heroes get medals and (reasonable) promotions, not starships. Any affirmation to the contrary is unhinged from any plausible reality.

and how do you know that they were gonna make more? are you a Nostradamus grandchild?

No. I've seen a new Star Trek movie every few years since I was 4 years old. 36 years later, I've started to recognize a pattern. :techman:
 
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

if he didnt become captain people would walk out like:

"WTF, why didnt he become captain!! This is Bullshit i shouldve went and saw x-men origins: wolverine instead!"

when he DID become captain people were like:

"Wow!, that was satisfying as all hell, im glad i went to see this instead of that wolverine movie!"

see the difference?

I agree, Tosk. Cadet Kirk earned the franchise more money in one movie then any Captain Kirk did. People pay for entertainment and Trek and Kirk and friends. I was looking forward to seeing a proper run of prequels and backstory leading up to the beginning of TOS. So I think they threw away a lot of great opportunities for a natural evolution when they had Kirk bypass all those steps.

And FYI: Kirk was Admiral for more than half of the TOS movies, not Captain. People paid to see them anyway.

I'm sure Lt. Kirk and Commander Kirk would've done great. Plus, IMO the whole "leading from your seat" concept is more impressive when you have to save the day without the power of being the Captain.

alternate timeline
 
people dont pay hard earned money to see "cadet kirk" they pay money to see "CAPTAIN kirk" thats a better selling point
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

ive seen some reboot haters say like "oh you must be a stupid liberal" or "oh youve been brainwashed or a paramount shill" or "youve been bribed and have adhd" stuff like that, reboot haters dont have to be mean, but alot are
 
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just like what you like. how will it effect your life at all if some anonymous person you will never meet disagrees with you?

If you enjoy old trek and hate nutrek, then embrace it. If you like both, embrace it. If you only like nutrek, then embrace it.
ok that sounds fine, but i REALLY dont want to be a reboot hater, as some of them are conservative and bash liberals
 
people dont pay hard earned money to see "cadet kirk" they pay money to see "CAPTAIN kirk" thats a better selling point
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

ive seen some reboot haters say like "oh you must be a stupid liberal" or "oh youve been brainwashed or a paramount shill" or "youve been bribed and have adhd" stuff like that, reboot haters dont have to be mean, but alot are
I don't see how that's a response to what I wrote. There are probably better places for your political blather.
 
They paid hard-earned money to see Cadet Kirk back in '09.

ive seen some reboot haters say like "oh you must be a stupid liberal" or "oh youve been brainwashed or a paramount shill" or "youve been bribed and have adhd" stuff like that, reboot haters dont have to be mean, but alot are
I don't see how that's a response to what I wrote. There are probably better places for your political blather.

oh sorry, wrong person. but still thats very mean to say
 

Okay, let's see here...

Both Misfit Toy and I have asked you to read the board rules and follow them. You've already been given infractions for trolling and spamming.

Now, we have 4 one-sentence posts in a row, some non-sequiter politics-based derailment, and a link to a post where you say: "but the fact of the matter is, star trek reboot haters are SOCIOPATHS".

So you've got spamming, trolling, and flaming. The Infraction Trifecta.

So, I'm going to close this thread, and give you one infraction for the whole thing, which we'll call trolling.



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