because that skit instantly crapped on my excitement, i had this notion like "holy crap i wanna see that, trekkers must be shitting their pants" and then this came on, its the equivalent of 50 kicks in the sack, my perspective on the star trek fandom was badly altered as well
The dumbest part however, is how Kirk went from cadet to captain. That part made no sense at all.
dude, he saved the fucking PLANET, you think theyd say "ok you saved the planet, and now i have tenure, but you still need to pass finals" thats stupid
That cadet-captain promotion at the end annoyed me as well. What was the rush? They were obviously coming back for more movies. Why not take their time to show Kirk evolving and the crew finding their way together?
Heroes get medals and (reasonable) promotions, not starships. Any affirmation to the contrary is unhinged from any plausible reality.