She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.
Good boy. Learned your lesson.She's not a cheater, Scott101. She spent a long time with her ex, many years before meeting me. Part of her soul was still tethered to him, until they had one last sex and finalized the divorce. I don't like it, I still see red picturing them together, but I completely understand.
Maybe they had their own Thanksgiving because they didn't want you around - or your non-relative life partner. (That didn't come out right. Or did it?)Thanksgiving was great. My mom cooked a great meal and best of all my cousin and aunt weren't there! I don't know why and I didn't even ask. I just gave thanks for having a wonderful girlfriend and her two amazing kids in my life.
Thanksgiving graces: "Thank you Lord for this overly bountiful, fat and a digestive hazard if a meal and for my girlfriend to have picked 21-year-old me over her ex-husband - it seems the problem wasn't in the bedroom - maybe she does like having a third kid around. Thank you for anger management - or is it that I'm too full already? Thank you Lord for keeping my crazy wanton lesbian of a Hell bait cousin away, and her aunt because I feel so guily about my greed towards her I can't show my face in her presence - or do I? Thank you for such a good mother...."I only thought about her sleeping with her ex ONCE during the whole meal and managed to not even show my rage.
Thank God. Be mindful of the contraception anyway.She won't be getting pregnant, not yet,
Meh. Be a father to those 2 and get back to us.I'm not ready to be a father. I want to be one, I crave it, but I know I'm not ready yet. See, I can be mature.
Er... isn't that kind of negated by the fact she already has 2 kids?We use a lot of contraception. I guess one concern, and this did enter my mind recently, is that her biological clock is ticking faster than mine.
Get back to us in five months.But I still think we could wait five years and have a healthy baby.
Heard of Latin classics in school perhaps? Aesop's fable of the belly and limbs?The kids are doing great. The girl is still writing. She showed me a short story she wrote about a person who's internal organs come to life and start talking and it was quite dark and disturbing.
Get back to us in...It has stayed with me. She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.
What the hell is his problem, anyway? Or is it you projecting?We love Chuck. He will find his place in the world eventually.
Gracefully. Not murderously, huh? Promise.Everything is going great. You just have to accept that there will be bumps in every relationship and deal with them as they come.
No, she's a cheater. The only question now is, who was getting cheated on? Either she was cheating on the husband with you because the divorce wasn't finalized, or she was cheating on you by banging the husband. No matter how you add it up, someone is getting cheated on...She's not a cheater, Scott101. She spent a long time with her ex, many years before meeting me. Part of her soul was still tethered to him, until they had one last sex and finalized the divorce. I don't like it, I still see red picturing them together, but I completely understand.
I've never prided myself in being overly bright, but if you get serious with her, aren't you going to be the father of two little monsters? If not, now may be a good time to let her know that you're in it for the sex and not the family.She won't be getting pregnant, not yet, I'm not ready to be a father.
"Dark and disturbing" as in nuBSG dark and disturbing or one-of-Barney's-friends-stole-something-and-now-they-have-to-sing-a-song-about-how-wrong-it-is dark and disturbing?The kids are doing great. The girl is still writing. She showed me a short story she wrote about a person who's internal organs come to life and start talking and it was quite dark and disturbing.
She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.
Oh, so "riting star" meant ring/writing star. I see.She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.I will give you some credit. At least you picked a wrestler who really did write a book. However, I'm willing to bet that it did well because wrestling fans like you wanted his autobio, not because it was quality material.
She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.
So, two rubbers or three?We use a lot of contraception.
Oh sweet Jesus.She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.
What? When I think of great literature, I think of Cactus Jack.She is going to be a bigtime riting star like Rowling or Tolkien or Mick Foley.I will give you some credit. At least you picked a wrestler who really did write a book. However, I'm willing to bet that it did well because wrestling fans like you wanted his autobio, not because it was quality material.
Only if the ice cream is from Stone Cold Creamery.
Still no Stone Cold Stunner.
If you do one while eating ice cream is it a Cold Stone Stunner?
We have encountered another problem, but it's not down to either of us. It's Thames. He's been arrested for stealing his girlfriend's car and he wants me to bail him out. My girlfriend is against it.
You can't really cheat on a person if it is an open relationship due to what an open relationship is - a non-exclusive relationship.I haven't seen him much lately, but the last time I did I warned him that his girlfriend was using him and cheating on him. She looks a bit like Megan Fox only not as hot and skankier. She's cheated on him but he said it was an "open relationship". When I asked why he didn't sleep with anyone else then he just pretend he had to make a phone call and walked behind a tree. I knew it would end badly for them. Did he listen? NO. I'm so mad at him.
Bros before hos...wait, didn't you bone a chick after you became aware that Thames had a crush on her? The chick you made dirty bakery love with.He stole the car out of, in his words an act of "impotent desperation". He wanted to hurt her somehow and this was the best he could do. He only drove it ten miles! I've always lived by the creed "bros before hos" but I just don't know anymore. I'm grown up now in a proper adult relationship with kids to worry about, I can't be running around solving Thames' problems. He should have listened to my advice in the first place and none of this would not have happened! What a moronic fool.
What should I do? My girlfriend is STEADFAST that I shouldn't bail him out and I don't blame her. On the other hand he is my oldest and dearest friend. He's helped me out in the past. I'd feel slight guilt if I didn't help him today.
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