I'm dating an older woman!

[Tom Servo]

Too bad the original post couldn't have been done as a Star Wars type scroll.

The Saga continues!

Ye ask, and ye shall receive.

Damn I arrived late! I looked down to see the original post by Madbaggins, and I knew hilarity would ensue.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

We've been dating more than five days.

Reading comprehension FTW!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I've washed my hair of her.

But I bet your hands are really dirty.

 

[doubleohfive]

^

 

[James Bond]

BTW, I have seen a few references saying that this is actually season 4... what was season 3 about? Did MB actually make a flop of a season that didn't reach 1000 posts?

Yeah, Season 3 fizzled out before 1000 (IIRC). The series then went on hiatus, they fired all the writers and hired new staff before debuting this season.

I don't really recall what Season 3 was about but it clearly wasn't very memorable. You could probably dig it up with a search if you're a completionist, but I think pretty much everyone agrees that the first two seasons were far superior in stories, characters and execution.

Season 3 was the mediocre "OMFG Scotty is Black?!" in Trek XI. I still lol'd.

 

[SinglePurpose]

BTW, I have seen a few references saying that this is actually season 4... what was season 3 about? Did MB actually make a flop of a season that didn't reach 1000 posts?

Yeah, Season 3 fizzled out before 1000 (IIRC). The series then went on hiatus, they fired all the writers and hired new staff before debuting this season.

I don't really recall what Season 3 was about but it clearly wasn't very memorable. You could probably dig it up with a search if you're a completionist, but I think pretty much everyone agrees that the first two seasons were far superior in stories, characters and execution.

Season 3 was the mediocre "OMFG Scotty is Black?!" in Trek XI. I still lol'd.

That wasn't season 3, that was just pre-season webisodes.

 

[Australis]

I've washed my hair of her.

But I bet your hands are really dirty.

Breaks into show tunes:

I'm gonna wash that lez right outta my hair.
I'm gonna wash that lez right outta my hair.
I'm gonna wash that lez right outta my hair.
And send her on her waaaayyyyy...

 

[Squiggy]

I I've washed my hair of her.

There you go parrot-phrasing again.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

I've washed my hair of her.

But I bet your hands are really dirty.

That would be funny if MB had been making a joke...

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

That would be funny if MB had been making a joke...

*Sigh*

The whole thing is a joke, Dwight.

 

[ria 75]

He also thinks that our mockery is an endorsement.

It is.

 

[Jono]

I didn't think it was possible to just talk to someone for hours at a time. It is spiritual.

Have you never had a friend before?

 

[Kommander]

He also thinks that our mockery is an endorsement.

It is.

I, for one, approve of MadBaggins and his threads.

Anyone that disagrees with me is wrong.

 

[Sledder]

This is like Christmas come early, a new MB thread

 

[ria 75]

More hype than actual action, though.

 

[Mallory]

We need an update. Who won the wii games? Have there been more long spiritual conversations? Does this older woman have a kinky side? Has the ex-husband been back? What's going on MB?

 

[MadBaggins]

I'm virtually unbeatable on Wii.

She has a younger brother, I met him once, he was okay but a bit croaky.

Her mom came over today. She's talked about her before, how she's such a harsh, strict old lady with an icy heart. I thought my girlfriend was exaggerating, but it turns out her mom is even worse than I could have imagined! She was really mean to me right away. I mean, I knew she didn't like my girlfriend's ex, so I thought she might approve of me. But she kept asking why a young handsome guy like me would want to get involved with someone over 30 with two kids. For a moment I was stumped but quickly remembered it's because I love my girlfriend more than love and the kids are good too. She was not impressed though and said she thinks I'm a gold-digger(!) I shot back by telling her that her daughter was poor now that her husband had left and maybe SHE should help her daughter out more like I do! She was not happy. My girlfriend didn't want to get in the middle of the argument. I can understand why, I suppose, but she could have at least said something to support me. I was in the right.

The whole incident reminded me of when Rita's mom came to visit in seasons two of Dexter. Except this is real life, not a tv show, and I'm not a serial killer...unfortunately (JOKE LOL XD!)

After her mom left I said to my girlfriend "you were right, she IS a bitch!" My girlfriend said "that's my MOTHER!" and stormed away. I guess realising what a bitch her mother is really upset her.

 

[Sledder]

Ouch, don't forget that women turn into their mothers! Might be time to back out now...

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Not a smart move there, mate, calling your girlfriend's mum a bitch even if she is one, hehehe. You can have a say, but do it with a little more delicate next time.

Icy heart, I like that. A bit camp, but cool.

 

[John Picard]

After her mom left I said to my girlfriend "you were right, she IS a bitch!" My girlfriend said "that's my MOTHER!" and stormed away. I guess realising what a bitch her mother is really upset her.

You dumbass