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Oooh, good call: get him counseling because he's acting like a kid. If you fix that problem, you should clear him right up.
 
What the hell is the 179? You kids today with your wacky slang...
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He means all 179 of them.
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Why do you think he's with her? It can't be for the kids.
 
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Damn I can never get girls to do the 179. Mostly because neither I nor anybody but MB knows what the hell a 179 is.

I don't even know how a person would form the number 7, and I'm pretty sure the 1 means somebody watches...

Edit: I think I figured it out. She must work for the IRS.

The 179
 
I don't think that you, MB, are yet qualified to take the father's role for anyone... I mean if that "tell him you don't love him" thing passed your mind and you said it (even joking) out loud, hell, doesn't that tell you something about how mature you really are (regarding a child's education)?

It's not your place to tell anyone how to raise their kids- you can say something in the line of "I don't appreciate your kid kicking me", but then you can always take a deep breath and stop going there all the time. Maybe that's the root of the kid's problem, anyway. Ever thought of that? Slow down a bit, my friend. If a child that age behaves that way, it means there is a real problem underneath, and figuring that out takes time and patience, and loads of love from his mother.
 
I'm so glad this is back, but horrified MB might be raising a kid.

You know, MB, a majority of child development experts say that if you enter the kids life after 3, it's best to leave the discipline to the parent. This is especially helpful advice if you're just the guy she's been sleeping with for 2 months.

I totally missed Season 3, too. :(


-nobody
 
Well, as near as I can tell, I think Season 3 may have been his "Why did they get a black guy to play Scotty?" thread. Otherwise, my only other guess is that folks actually mean that season 2 was the one everyone missed, and that may have been his "I saw a man steal a brick today" thread... so in other words, we may be better off not knowing or remembering season 2/3/whatever the hell it is.
 
Well, as near as I can tell, I think Season 3 may have been his "Why did they get a black guy to play Scotty?" thread. Otherwise, my only other guess is that folks actually mean that season 2 was the one everyone missed, and that may have been his "I saw a man steal a brick today" thread... so in other words, we may be better off not knowing or remembering season 2/3/whatever the hell it is.

As far as I'm concerned those are side-projects. Like webisodes and downloads for the cellphone.

Season 1: I'm fucking my cousin.
Season 2: I want my aunt's money.
Season 3: I dating an older woman.
 
I don't know what you mean by episodes, to be honest.

So what should the kids dress as for Halloween? I'm a bit surprised the daughter is going out, she is twelve and quite mature, but she says she "always" goes out with her brother. Fair enough, I suppose. She doesn't know what she wants to dress as. It'll probably just ben an elf. Do I have to buy point ears or can I make them out of something?

I think the boy should go as Chuck Norris (kicking) but I don't want to say so in case it's insensitive. But he'd know who Chuck is from the internet. What's funny is that my girlfriend actually remembers when he used to act in movies!
 
Make the ears out of knives. It'll be grand.

And yes, Chuck Norris is totally insensitive towards white people everywhere. As a white male, I'm appalled. How fuckin' dare you? :mad:


-nobody
 
I'm a bit surprised the daughter is going out, she is twelve and quite mature...

fore·shad·ow (fôr-shād'ō, fōr-)
tr.v. To present an indication or a suggestion of beforehand; presage.


It'll probably just ben an elf. Do I have to buy point ears or can I make them out of something?

This is where I'd post an image from There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller has spunk on his ear. But that would be in bad taste and I can't find an image.

I think the boy should go as Chuck Norris (kicking)

Kicking? So he'd have to be kicking constantly to pull of the illusion?

but I don't want to say so in case it's insensitive.
Yes. Because THIS is the most insensitive thing you've ever said. How'd that cousin fuckin/aunt embezzelment work out?

But he'd know who Chuck is from the internet.

Indeed. I know from my conversations with mature 12 year olds that the hippest thing on the googles now-a-days is Chuck Norris. Way to relate. How about you play some Neil Diamond and get all the kids to think you're the shit?

What's funny is that my girlfriend actually remembers when he used to act in movies!

He still acts in movies. But even if he didn't why would someone who can remember the mid-90s be "funny"? There was a world that existed before you were born (1997).

Oh, and I lied. I'll continue the running commentary.
 
I'm a bit surprised the daughter is going out, she is twelve and quite mature...

fore·shad·ow (fôr-shād'ō, fōr-)
tr.v. To present an indication or a suggestion of beforehand; presage.

Called it first!
It'll probably just ben an elf. Do I have to buy point ears or can I make them out of something?

This is where I'd post an image from There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller has spunk on his ear. But that would be in bad taste and I can't find an image.

:lol: :guffaw: :lol:

I think the boy should go as Chuck Norris (kicking)
Kicking? So he'd have to be kicking constantly to pull of the illusion?

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but I don't want to say so in case it's insensitive.

Yes. Because THIS is the most insensitive thing you've ever said. How'd that cousin fuckin/aunt embezzelment work out?

Well, the ratings were pretty good.

But he'd know who Chuck is from the internet.

Indeed. I know from my conversations with mature 12 year olds that the hippest thing on the googles now-a-days is Chuck Norris. Way to relate. How about you play some Neil Diamond and get all the kids to think you're the shit?

Chucksm.gif


What's funny is that my girlfriend actually remembers when he used to act in movies!

He still acts in movies. But even if he didn't why would someone who can remember the mid-90s be "funny"? There was a world that existed before you were born (1997).

Oh, and I lied. I'll continue the running commentary.[/QUOTE]

Good to hear. The studo will be proud for the Season 3 DVDs. :)

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