Oooh, good call: get him counseling because he's acting like a kid. If you fix that problem, you should clear him right up.
What the hell is the 179? You kids today with your wacky slang...
Maybe the house is haunted? Maybe you have a bunch of ghouls following you around?For example, he woke us up at 9am this morning by running into our bedroom shouting about a breakfast monster (!?) I think he needs counselling.
If she taught you the 179, she must really like you.
Well, as near as I can tell, I think Season 3 may have been his "Why did they get a black guy to play Scotty?" thread. Otherwise, my only other guess is that folks actually mean that season 2 was the one everyone missed, and that may have been his "I saw a man steal a brick today" thread... so in other words, we may be better off not knowing or remembering season 2/3/whatever the hell it is.
I'm a bit surprised the daughter is going out, she is twelve and quite mature...
It'll probably just ben an elf. Do I have to buy point ears or can I make them out of something?
I think the boy should go as Chuck Norris (kicking)
Yes. Because THIS is the most insensitive thing you've ever said. How'd that cousin fuckin/aunt embezzelment work out?but I don't want to say so in case it's insensitive.
But he'd know who Chuck is from the internet.
What's funny is that my girlfriend actually remembers when he used to act in movies!
I'm a bit surprised the daughter is going out, she is twelve and quite mature...
fore·shad·ow (fôr-shād'ō, fōr-)
tr.v. To present an indication or a suggestion of beforehand; presage.
It'll probably just ben an elf. Do I have to buy point ears or can I make them out of something?
This is where I'd post an image from There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller has spunk on his ear. But that would be in bad taste and I can't find an image.
Kicking? So he'd have to be kicking constantly to pull of the illusion?I think the boy should go as Chuck Norris (kicking)
but I don't want to say so in case it's insensitive.
Yes. Because THIS is the most insensitive thing you've ever said. How'd that cousin fuckin/aunt embezzelment work out?
But he'd know who Chuck is from the internet.
Indeed. I know from my conversations with mature 12 year olds that the hippest thing on the googles now-a-days is Chuck Norris. Way to relate. How about you play some Neil Diamond and get all the kids to think you're the shit?
What's funny is that my girlfriend actually remembers when he used to act in movies!
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