I'm Borg. Let's fight.

[Koinek]

I don't really have control over myself but there is some tentacle woman somewhere that might be in charge. If you rescue me, I'll wear a hot catsuit and make delightfully hilarious comments that are sure to amuse your friends. But seeing as I am a dude, the catsuit might not.

Regardless....I want to assimilate you. Now-ish.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Fighting is irrelevant. Hot catsuits are irrelevant. You will be assimilated. We will add you weird biological urges to our own.

 

[miraclefan]

I see SOMEone has been watching Japanese anime ''TENTACAL'' porn & Trek at the same time!

 

[kathryn i am]

Your biological and technological banananess will be added to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

 

[NCC-1701-B]

You will be assimilated, resistance is futile...

...unless you are a crewman of the USS Voyager.

Even then you will DIE!! Bananaramaboy...

 

[Lookingglassman]

I only assimilate hot chicks in catsuits!

 

[DanTheGrey]

We are the Gap. Your fashions will adapt to service us. Everyone in khaki!

 

[miraclefan]

We are the Gap. Your fashions will adapt to service us. Everyone in khaki!