''I'm a doctor, not a ___________!''

[CorporalCaptain]

Drug-crazed madman!

 

[Isis]

"...corporal engineer!"

 

[Isis]

"...babysitter to the bedridden."

 

[Skellington]

"... veterinary proctologist!"

 

[sohel]

''I'm a doctor, not a butcher!''

 

[Isis]

''I'm a doctor, not a butcher!''

Sohel, that is so funny in light of the following (from a thread called "Re: More post-Trek costarrings" a while back in this forum):

OK, this is pre-TOS, but I thought I'd mention it. DeForest Kelley appeared in 1962 in the Bonanza episode, "The Decision," as a doctor sentenced to hang for the murder of a journalist. The judge in this episode was portrayed by John Hoyt, aka, Dr. Boyce in The Menagerie and The Cage. It also happened that the judge blamed Kelley's character for the death of his wife. I saw the episode on TVLand recently, and at one point the judge says about Kelley's character, "He's not a doctor, he's a butcher." Other than coincidental, I wonder whether there's any connection between this line and "I'm a doctor, not a _________." I wonder whether there's even a way to find out.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Damn it, Jim...I'm a Doctor not a plumber...oh, yeah...Mr.Sulu you can relax now. It's out...

GAH! Only just saw this thread! Come back ALTE. You are missed!!

 

[Treknicalities]

Damn it, Jim...I'm a Doctor not a plumber...oh, yeah...Mr.Sulu you can relax now. It's out...

ROFLMEO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ears Off)!

 

[kirsten187]

I don't think I can post in this thread - it's just too funny

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Well, I'm a doctor not a mind-reader.

 

[Nerd unRage]

I'm a doctor not a companion!

 

[DeepSpaceWine]

I'm a doctor, not a masseuse.

I'm a doctor, not a train conductor.

I'm a doctor, not a seamstress.

I'm a doctor, not a ringmaster for a three-ring circus.

I'm a doctor, not a kitten whisperer.

I'm a doctor, not a rabbit wrangler.

I'm a doctor, not a garden gnome.

I'm a doctor, not a wizard.

I'm a doctor, not a certified public accountant.

I'm a doctor, not a male escort.

I'm a doctor, not a coatrack.

I'm a doctor, not a deforester.

I'm a doctor, not Doctor Frankenstein (Nurse Igor, err, Chapel, hand me the lightning rod. It's alive! Alive!)

I'm a doctor from Georgia, not a small town sheriff from North Carolina.

I'm a doctor, not a scuba diver for hire" (calling Lloyd Bridges...)

I'm a doctor, not a fugitive looking for a one armed man (3 cheers for little boy blue though)

I'm a doctor, not a judge (someone looking for 1800 days of justice might disagree)

I'm a doctor, not a photodoctorer.

I'm a doctor, not a stooge. Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Woo woo woo!!!

I'm a lumberjack, not a doctor, and it's okay

and...
I'm a doctor, not a tribble breeder (best in show, the tribbles of Stratos!)