''I'm a doctor, not a ___________!''

[ToMaHaKeR]

''I'm a doctor, not a _____________________________!''

Have some of your own? Share it with us!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

mind reader!

 

[L0g1c]

marshmallow

 

[alte]

Damn it, Jim...I'm a Doctor not a plumber...oh, yeah...Mr.Sulu you can relax now. It's out...

 

[PianoWizzy]

footstool!

 

[Captain Crow]

I'm a doctor, not a male exotic dancer!

 

[T'Girl]

Damn it Jim, it would take a miracle to save this man,

I'm a doctor, not a Robau!

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Damn it Jim, it would take a miracle to save this man, I'm a doctor, not a Robau!

 

[vedek]

Actor

 

[MANT!]

"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Lingerie Model!!"

"But Bones, The safety of the Federation depends on what we do in the next 10 minutes.."

"Jim, I just feel silly in this teddy"...

 

[Valin]

"He's dead, Jim."

"Bones, are you sure? Why don't you try CPR?"

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bongo drummer!"

 

[Itisnotlogical]

I'm a doctor, not a physician!

 

[Spirit]

“I’m a doctor, Jim, not a hologram!”

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

"I'm a Doctor, Jim, not a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania!!"

 

[Mercury Wells]

"...tree surgeon!"
OR (in the Land of the Giants) "...twee surgeon!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

"... comedian!"

 

[Moxie Magnus]

"...Cosmetologist! You'll have to get engineering to build structural support for that bee-hive!"

 

[scottydog]

"contrarian.... oh wait."

 

[PikeFan]

I had a roleplay Starship on Facebook and one night 2 gals and I were talking about Karl Urban as McCoy our McCoy showed and said, "Dammit girls! I'm a doctor, not a Chippendale!"

I'm RP married to the same McCoy, I wrote a song and sent it to him. He tried to be sweet and send me a song back, I told him, "It's ok! you're a doctor, not a poet!"

 

[EnterpriseGeek]

I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer