If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of honor

[Cingular]

If you were getting married, what currently living or deceased (if they were alive today) celebrity
whom you greatly admire, would you like having as your maid of honor and please say why.

 

[Kirby]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

What about for guys, can we name a celebrity to be out best man?

If so, I'd go with Bob Newhart.

 

[RoJoHen]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Alec Baldwin. I feel like he would give an amazing speech.

 

[Obiwanshinobi]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Adam Carolla.

 

[ThankQ]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Carl Sagan. Duh.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Salvador Dali.


Just to fuck with people.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Zooey or Emily Deschanel seem like they would be caring, fun, organized, and helpful. I think I would like one or both of them to be involved.

 

[Skywalker]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Nathan Fillion.

 

[Rincewiend]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Weird Al or Terry Pratchett...

 

[RandyS]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Salvador Dali.


Just to fuck with people.

Michael Richards (Seinfeld), for the same reason.

I'd enjoy watching him heckle the guests.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

My best man would be Don Knotts, or anybody else who would make me look handsome by comparison.

 

[auntiehill]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Well, I AM married and I have a hard time imagining someone I didn't know as my maid/matron of honor.

But, if I had to pick someone, I'd pick someone fun, and who wouldn't let me walk out with my slip showing. Maybe Whoopi Goldberg.

And considering how my own Dad behaved at my wedding, I'd have someone else walk me down the aisle---like Tim Minchin or Paul Giamatti, someone fatherly but also funny.

 

[thestrangequark]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Salvador Dali.


Just to fuck with people.

Diego Rivera would throw a better bachelor party.

As for me, no maid of honor. I plan to elope.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Divine and RuPaul. I won't tell them who gets what position though, they'll have to wrestle for it.

 

[acappellasaurus]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Patton Oswalt or Jon Stewart.

 

[HAL.9000]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Boy George

 

[Kestra]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Some celebrity that badly wanted to get married but had no prospects. And I'd make her wear orange.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Salvador Dali.


Just to fuck with people.

Diego Rivera would throw a better bachelor party.

There would be less cat tossing.

 

[DeafPoet]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

It would all come down to who would plan the best bachelor party. I'm gonna go with Chris Farley's corpse.

 

[thestrangequark]

Re: If you got married,what celebrity would you have as your maid of h

Salvador Dali.


Just to fuck with people.

Diego Rivera would throw a better bachelor party.

There would be less cat tossing.

But there would be more sex. I'd make a pun about pussies, but I'm too sophisticated for that.