If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child...

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  1. My Son the Vampire

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    In Jewish tradition, a child is never named after a living relative. Dead ones are OK.

    Sometimes a child is given his or her mother's maiden surname for a middle name. My nephew, for example, is Joshua Levin Penslar -- Levin being his mother's unmarried surname.

    Well, there was that time Prince changed his name to this:

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  2. Kick the Can

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child


    Good times. Truly hilarious posters.
     
  3. My Son the Vampire

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    "Liquid Jones" sounds like a cool name for a pimp.
     
  4. Zombie Cheerleader

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    Or an 80s New Wave synthpop band.
     
  5. Ghouleddie74

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    Edward is always a prime choice.

    If you're not hip to that, Riboflavin or Walden By Henry David Thoreau.

    Your boy will grow up to get all the chicks.
     
  6. Argus Skyhawk

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    John NoMiddleNameAtAll Smith
     
  7. Misfit Toy

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    Oooo! We need to have a Pick-a-Name For Kestra contest!! :D
     
  8. propita

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    Or go for Bonly Jonly as first and middle names: "B" only "J" only. I forget the comedian, an Asian guy from the South.
     
  9. Guy Gardener

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    Miranda Hart just reminded me of another perfect middle name for this sickly meme: "Spontaneous".
     
  10. Kick the Can

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    I remember that, it was Henry Cho.

    Good stuff.
    :lol:
     
  11. propita

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    Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

    "What's that clickin' noise?"


    Back to names, I always liked the idea of middle names being an attribute wished on/for the child--but nothing tacky, like "Wealth" or "Money."