If the Borg show up in the JJverse big screen...

[Vger23]

If the Borg show up in the JJverse big screen...

It would be the first Star Trek movie I have not bought a ticket for....

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

If they were to appear in the JJverse i assume they be the opposite of what they were in TNG, so they might be a massive mad cult of brainwashing mixed humanoid techophobes who hate all tech and everybody that embraces it, and their sole purpose would be to seek out and destroy any and all who embrace tech, of course the twist cliches would be the cult ring leader would being a android who hates organics because, and room for one of cliches twist to the plot, it was a human once and only their brain lives on now trapped in a android body, as it seeks to answer the one question that drives it, does it still, or ever had, a soul.

They'd also have to be non-violent. I'm imagining a group of space hippies occupying the Enterprise, singing and yelling "Herbert!" at Kirk.

 

[Qonundrum]

This one is easy. Introduce the dyn-o-mite JJBorg to Beastie Boys, and when that has no effect try some classic Queen Latifah. All the drones' heads will pop with hot butter flavor the moment they listen to "Evil That Men Do" and then the Borg Queen will then die from laughing too hard.