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If Janeway had taken her dog...

Would an animal be fooled by the holodeck? Could Janeway have taken Molly for runs in parklands and the dog would be fine about it?
 
A lot of whether the holodeck could fool an animal is whether it can simulate odors, I think. Sometimes it seems it can, when characters smell holo-flowers. I don't recall it ever stated it has scent emitters though.

Is a dog going to be fooled by a holo-dog when it's butt sniffing time?
 
It would have to be programmed to fool dogs. This would have to take into account their vision and sense of smell, hearing, whatever whisker senses they have or maybe that is just cats. Just taking Molly for Fairhaven walkies would be pointless, she would be like "what is this square room that keeps moving oh when is dinner".

UNLESS. And this must be true. The holodeck programs itself for every living creature that enters it. Otherwise Vulcans would be like, it smells like an office when it's supposed to be a forest, because the scents would stop dead at the human threshold.
 
Yeah, Janeway must have loved Fair Haven because there was the smell of real cow patties in the air.
 
I like that smell. Herbivores ftw.

It's weird though that if you eat ONLY GREENS for months at a time your poo still smells like shit. Not like cows or bunnies at all.
 
Remember how quickly she recognized the smell of horse manure in the back of that truck in "The 37s".
 
Yeah I watched that dance with him the other day, and I don't think she believed him for one second.
 
I like that smell. Herbivores ftw.

It's weird though that if you eat ONLY GREENS for months at a time your poo still smells like shit. Not like cows or bunnies at all.
It isn't weird, it is driven by evolution. By definition, your bodily waste is, well, WASTE. It is toxic, a disease hazard, and if your body had needed it, normally (discounting the effects of certain illnesses) it would have kept it instead of pushing it out. So you're naturally adapted to find it distasteful in smell and other attributes, because most human ancestors that found it pleasurable to smell, touch, taste, whatever, would have died of the diseases they got before having offspring long ago - and failed to pass on such a stupid trait.

But your diet DOES affect smell and texture. And if you've been drinking cherry Kool-Aid or similar, the *bright red* that comes out can scare the hell out of you until you remember why. (Happened to me recently. :alienblush: )
 
"Someone needs to mate with my dog or she will die!

Harry. It's crunch time."
I have somehow totally lost my threadbomb of the stick figure staring silently at his computer, then swiping it clean off his desk. Dammit.

Guess this'll just have to subsitute: :ack:



;)
 
I like that smell. Herbivores ftw.

It's weird though that if you eat ONLY GREENS for months at a time your poo still smells like shit. Not like cows or bunnies at all.
It isn't weird, it is driven by evolution. By definition, your bodily waste is, well, WASTE. It is toxic, a disease hazard, and if your body had needed it, normally (discounting the effects of certain illnesses) it would have kept it instead of pushing it out. So you're naturally adapted to find it distasteful in smell and other attributes, because most human ancestors that found it pleasurable to smell, touch, taste, whatever, would have died of the diseases they got before having offspring long ago - and failed to pass on such a stupid trait.

But your diet DOES affect smell and texture. And if you've been drinking cherry Kool-Aid or similar, the *bright red* that comes out can scare the hell out of you until you remember why. (Happened to me recently. :alienblush: )

This is all true. When I was a kid the toilet had a pile of hippy food magazines that you read while on the can, also a few books, and there were always claims that if you were a vegetarian or a raw foods only or a fruitarian your poo would never smell!! It would magically never smell because you would be pure. And these "facts" come back to me from the ether at times. I guess I was more interested in reading the articles about poo than about vitamins. I also have a banshee in my head right this moment screaming about the kool-aid and how you will get cancer :lol:
 
Didn't Q once turn Beverly Crusher into an Irish Setter? Wonder if it was the same dog.
 
Harry would do it if she promised him lieutenant pips.

Who's she?
I was referring back to this, surely you remember it:
"Someone needs to mate with my dog or she will die!

Harry. It's crunch time."

"Yes Captain, uh Ma'am!?"

You think the dog is going to promote him?

Sorry. My joke didn't land properly.
I was pretending to think that "Lieutenant Pips" was a person who Harry was being offered.
 
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