If instead of Obama somebody more black would had run...

[RandyS]

If a bowl of cheese ran and won in 2008, would John Boehner still weep like a little girl?

I have to admit, I am somewhat intrigued by this alternate reality in which John McCain loses to, and Joe Biden play second string to, a bowl of cheese.

A bowl of cheese can't be any worse than a human.

Your relentless and unsolicited insights about the complete worthlessness of humanity are always a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, Randy.

Why thank you. It's all meant in fun after all.

Although, I was serious about the cheese. I'd vote for that. Particularly if it were cheddar.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

What is this? 1860?

But for the record, the Mulato is the best Pepperidge Farm cookie on the market. Exquisite.

My all-time favorite cookies.

My favorites are Octoroons,which are kinda like Mulattoes but only an eighth chocolate.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Two years ago, my wife and I celebrated our 19th wedding anniversary. We did the whole thing: bought gifts, cards. Went out to dinner. Got calls and cards from our friends and relatives. Wonderful evening.

It was about 3 months later (absolutely serious here) that I was looking at a calendar and I realized we had only been married 18 years.

That's due to the unique nature of marriage and its effect on time. After a certain point, it seems longer than it's really been.



Thankfully I have my wedding date engraved inside my wedding band. I have to put my glasses on now to read the damn thing, but still....

 

[Gov Kodos]

Two years ago, my wife and I celebrated our 19th wedding anniversary. We did the whole thing: bought gifts, cards. Went out to dinner. Got calls and cards from our friends and relatives. Wonderful evening.

It was about 3 months later (absolutely serious here) that I was looking at a calendar and I realized we had only been married 18 years.

That's due to the unique nature of marriage and its effect on time. After a certain point, it seems longer than it's really been.



Thankfully I have my wedding date engraved inside my wedding band. I have to put my glasses on now to read the damn thing, but still....

One ring for...

 

[{ Emilia }]

Sheeesh, I'm only 37 and there are days I can barely remember my own middle name...and I GO BY IT!

What's Harry S Truman's middle name again?

Remind me.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Sheeesh, I'm only 37 and there are days I can barely remember my own middle name...and I GO BY IT!

What's Harry S Truman's middle name again?

Remind me.

Nothing, really.

 

[{ Emilia }]

Oh, you saw what I did there.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Oh, you saw what I did there.

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

 

[cooleddie74]

Sheeesh, I'm only 37 and there are days I can barely remember my own middle name...and I GO BY IT!

What's Harry S Truman's middle name again?

Remind me.

If you must know? "S" stood for nothing, although some people over the years have mistakenly attributed the middle name "Shippe" to the late President.

 

[Misfit Toy]

Sheeesh, I'm only 37 and there are days I can barely remember my own middle name...and I GO BY IT!

What's Harry S Truman's middle name again?

Remind me.

If you must know? "S" stood for nothing, although some people over the years have mistakenly attributed the middle name "Shippe" to the late President.

There are Truman 'shippers?

 

[T'Girl]

Don't we all deserve our own 'shipper?