I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.
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Thank you, Squiggy. Not only did you win the internet, I think you may have actually just saved it.
Won the whole internets, but saved the Asian internets.
I'm not so sure this season is over. I think there is more to come.
In a soap kitchen, from beneath his beard, Richard Dawkings judges you.
Giving the finger to the wrong girl is a perfect scene that sums up all of MB's adventures. I loved it.
I loved it.
Giving the finger to the wrong girl is a perfect scene that sums up all of MB's adventures.
We could also look at it as MB giving the finger to all the people reading this thread. Very powerful stuff...
MB just needs to find a woman more suited to his special gifts and who's more like him. I recommend a medical school cadaver.
Eh, he needs to go RealDoll.
So he didn't end up going alone and there were no terrorists. It wasn't an ending I was expecting yet I'm strangely underwhelmed, although I liked the cameo of beardy guy, he should have been in it more, and yes I think he's totally baning your girlfriend...your EX girlfriend that is.
Do we rate the season overall now?
Do we rate the season overall now?
If we do, it's likely to fall on the scale somewhere between MY MOTHER THE CAR Season 1 and THE SECRET DIARY OF DESMOND PFEIFFER Season 1. Minus the brilliant gimmicks.
It's more likely "Jesus" was protecting the citizens of Afrimexicastan from Mad Baggins and his Atheist Dogma.
Meh. It was probably one of the guys from ZZ Top on that plane. And he just said whatever worked to get MB to leave him the hell alone.
If I had been bearded guy I've had whacked MB with my spinning guitar.
If I had been bearded guy I've had whacked MB with my spinning guitar.
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There have been ups and downs over the last week. You'll all recall the great natarual high I was on after finally getting out of the unhealthy relationship I was in. I wanted to do something fun right away so I went over to see Thames. He didn't seem surprised to see me (he said he thought I was joking about the whole aids trip!) and wasn't mad at me for the way we'd drifted apart. In fact he seemed to mellow that I started to think he was on drugs.
I asked him if he was on drugs and he told me he'd just smoked some weed! I should have known (now that he mentioned it, I could smell it a bit.) I've always had a problem with stoners. It's not that I have a moral problem with it (I think all natural drugs should be legalized, but not unnatural drugs like crystal meth and pango), it's just that stoners are annoying. They're always laughing at things and acting like smoking is a way of life and saying everything would be better if everyone smoked "a bit" of weed. That's my experience anyway.
So you might be surprised to learn that I smoked weed with Thames and Mad Dave that day. Remember, I was so excited after finally dumping my ex that I needed some way to express it and, with my mind influenced by this natural high, I thought "what the heck!" and got stoned with them. I hated it at first. I was sick all over Mad Dave's coat (he just laughed.) But the more I took, the more I liked it. I even suggested inviting Ed Legs over and Thames did it. He came over with some weird pills and Thames and Mad Dave both took one. I pretended to take one but secretly hid it in one of Thames' potted plants (not a pot plant lol.) Remember how I would always get slightly less drunk whenever I went out drinking? The same principle applied here.
Of course those three (who don't have many prospects) have done much more drugs than me in their lives so they were at a natural advantage over me. Still, I had fun and over the week I got used to smoking weed. I decided to put returning to college and getting a new job (I quit my old one to go to Asia) back for a week. Why not? I had earned this week of fun. I hadn't had much fun when I was in my relationsip, worrying about my girlfriend being a Christian and going to a foreign country and dying. Free of those worries, I decided to cut losse!
Unfortunately this ended up ruining The Avengers for me. The movie I've waited my whole life to see.
The four of us were going to see it yesterday. I didn't want to smoke any weed before because I wanted to be clear and alert for the movie so I could see EVERYTHING that happens and spot the unexpected cameos in the background. But then Thames was smoking some and he had some left over and gave it to me and said he wanted rid of it. I didn't want to do it but he said I'd been smoking so much lately my tolerance would be high and I could smoke it without it hardly effecting me. This ego boost got to me, I'm ashamed to see, so I smoked it.
Well, we ended up arriving to The Avegers late and I missed the Batman trailer which angered me. Then when I sat down I felt really woozy. My vision went blurry. I held up my hand to check if it was okay and ended up staring at my hand while the movie was going on! Then, even worse, when Scarlett Johansson first appeared on screen Ed Legs said really loudly "I just popped a massive boner!" This is a running joke we have whenver we're all watching a movie together, but only at home usually and not the cinema! The worst part is that he wasn't even stoned so didn't have that excuse! People were looking over at us for the whole movie after that. Even some girls, which made me very embarrassed. They were hot and totally into The Avengers and normally I would have loved that, but Ed Legs had totally ruined it for me. Plus I had to run out to the bathroom at one point because I thought I was going to be sick, but I wasn't. When I came back Thames told me I'd just missed The Hulk ripping a whole building in two and throwing half of it at Loki! Damn it!
I had a hard time concentrating for the rest of the movie and, though I did enjoy the action scenes, I had missed so much of the story it didn't make sense. Then Ed Legs said that actually Cobie Smulders is hotter than Scarlett Johansson and I thought maybe he was right and started thinking about that through the ending. It was a good point to make but why did he have to do it during the movie?
The worst part is I felt fine as soon as I left the cinema. If only we'd went to a later screening I would have been able to enjoy it. I didn't want to see it again yesterday after that and today I realized I really can't afford to see movies until I get a new job.
Ultimately I've come to the conclusion that taking drugs just isn't worth it and also Scarlett is hotter.
What a week!
I asked him if he was on drugs and he told me he'd just smoked some weed! I should have known (now that he mentioned it, I could smell it a bit.) I've always had a problem with stoners. It's not that I have a moral problem with it (I think all natural drugs should be legalized, but not unnatural drugs like crystal meth and pango), it's just that stoners are annoying. They're always laughing at things and acting like smoking is a way of life and saying everything would be better if everyone smoked "a bit" of weed. That's my experience anyway.
So you might be surprised to learn that I smoked weed with Thames and Mad Dave that day. Remember, I was so excited after finally dumping my ex that I needed some way to express it and, with my mind influenced by this natural high, I thought "what the heck!" and got stoned with them. I hated it at first. I was sick all over Mad Dave's coat (he just laughed.) But the more I took, the more I liked it. I even suggested inviting Ed Legs over and Thames did it. He came over with some weird pills and Thames and Mad Dave both took one. I pretended to take one but secretly hid it in one of Thames' potted plants (not a pot plant lol.) Remember how I would always get slightly less drunk whenever I went out drinking? The same principle applied here.
Of course those three (who don't have many prospects) have done much more drugs than me in their lives so they were at a natural advantage over me. Still, I had fun and over the week I got used to smoking weed. I decided to put returning to college and getting a new job (I quit my old one to go to Asia) back for a week. Why not? I had earned this week of fun. I hadn't had much fun when I was in my relationsip, worrying about my girlfriend being a Christian and going to a foreign country and dying. Free of those worries, I decided to cut losse!
Unfortunately this ended up ruining The Avengers for me. The movie I've waited my whole life to see.
The four of us were going to see it yesterday. I didn't want to smoke any weed before because I wanted to be clear and alert for the movie so I could see EVERYTHING that happens and spot the unexpected cameos in the background. But then Thames was smoking some and he had some left over and gave it to me and said he wanted rid of it. I didn't want to do it but he said I'd been smoking so much lately my tolerance would be high and I could smoke it without it hardly effecting me. This ego boost got to me, I'm ashamed to see, so I smoked it.
Well, we ended up arriving to The Avegers late and I missed the Batman trailer which angered me. Then when I sat down I felt really woozy. My vision went blurry. I held up my hand to check if it was okay and ended up staring at my hand while the movie was going on! Then, even worse, when Scarlett Johansson first appeared on screen Ed Legs said really loudly "I just popped a massive boner!" This is a running joke we have whenver we're all watching a movie together, but only at home usually and not the cinema! The worst part is that he wasn't even stoned so didn't have that excuse! People were looking over at us for the whole movie after that. Even some girls, which made me very embarrassed. They were hot and totally into The Avengers and normally I would have loved that, but Ed Legs had totally ruined it for me. Plus I had to run out to the bathroom at one point because I thought I was going to be sick, but I wasn't. When I came back Thames told me I'd just missed The Hulk ripping a whole building in two and throwing half of it at Loki! Damn it!
I had a hard time concentrating for the rest of the movie and, though I did enjoy the action scenes, I had missed so much of the story it didn't make sense. Then Ed Legs said that actually Cobie Smulders is hotter than Scarlett Johansson and I thought maybe he was right and started thinking about that through the ending. It was a good point to make but why did he have to do it during the movie?
The worst part is I felt fine as soon as I left the cinema. If only we'd went to a later screening I would have been able to enjoy it. I didn't want to see it again yesterday after that and today I realized I really can't afford to see movies until I get a new job.
Ultimately I've come to the conclusion that taking drugs just isn't worth it and also Scarlett is hotter.
What a week!
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