I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.

[Starkers]

MadBaggins on a Plane?

I've got my pick for best film of 2012.

"I am TIRED of these motherfuckin' Christians on this motherfuckin' PLANE!!!"

Samuel L. Jackson IS MadBaggins. Coming to a theater near you.

I think we could make a fortune with this!

I now forsee the film will end with MB sat on a plane next to an empty seat because his girlfriend will bale at the last minute, leaving him to go to 'The Country' (so impoverished it doesn't have a name) alone

Downbeat ending...

 

[Gov Kodos]

MadBaggins on a Plane?

I've got my pick for best film of 2012.

"I am TIRED of these motherfuckin' Christians on this motherfuckin' PLANE!!!"

Samuel L. Jackson IS MadBaggins. Coming to a theater near you.

I think we could make a fortune with this!

I now forsee the film will end with MB sat on a plane next to an empty seat because his girlfriend will bale at the last minute, leaving him to go to 'The Country' (so impoverished it doesn't have a name) alone

Downbeat ending...

Many a tale of the French Foreign Legion has started that way. This could be MB's end. [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7NhWxZ4kTQ[/yt]

 

[Scout101]

Yep, the militant athiest goes off on missionary work alone for the church. He fought against them, but they converted him instead...

 

[DonIago]

If the next season features MB as a radical American-hating fundie, this season may prove to have been worth it after all.

 

[cooleddie74]

If the next season features MB as a radical American-hating fundie, this season may prove to have been worth it after all.

Mustafa bin Baggins? "Ed-Legs and Mad Dave are infidel bastards for participating in that immoral Christian wrestling crap! Down with America and all her wicked Easter egg hunts that mislead our children about rabbits!"

 

[JayOwl]

My girlfriend's suddenly started feeling nervous about the whole trip, the poor thing. She'd been excited about it all until recently. I think the reality has just hit her, that she's leaving her home and going somewhere alien.

Or maybe.. just maybe, it's you?

Going to go into school tomorrow to make some arrangements and say goodbye to the friends I made there. To be honest I won't miss most of them much.

How nice of you.

I don't know if I'll ever go back to finish my courses, really. Helping people is more important.

Yes, but more importantly, make sure you convert them all!

Sometimes this is funny, sometimes it's just sickening, and sometimes it's a mixture. Right now... I'm going for mixture.

 

[MadBaggins]

Had an unpleasant experience at school today. Everything was going very well. I gathered everyone around me at the end of class and told them that I was going away. They were all shocked. None of them could believe it. "You, doing charity work?" one laughed and I laughed too. Most of them wished me well. That was great. One guy who I thought I was friends with didn't say anything though. He just slinked out. I hated that. Even if he doensn't respect charityh work he should have said something. I got the last laugh though, I'd borrowed a book from him and now with me going away he'd never get it back. But that wasn't the unpleasant part.

That came when my girlfriend's two friend came up to me (my girlfriend had an appointment at a medical centre for undisclosed reasons and wasn't in class. She seemed fine when I saw her later so I didn't pry.) Even the one I'd thought in the past didn't hate me much definitely hated me now. They told me I was ruining my girlfriend's life by going away with her and that I should leave her alone. I hit back telling them that it was all her idea to go away and that doing this work was something she wanted to do and they were selfish wanting her to stay. They said it wasn't that they wanted her to stay, just that they didn't want me going with them. I blew my top there. I've always stayed restrained with females in the past (unless they REALLY push me) but these two bitches deserved it. I told them they were bitter and dried up (don't know what I meant by that but it stung them) and JEALOUS of our love. I told them that maybe my girlfriend would NEVER come back and they would never see her again whereas I would see her every day and laughed in their faces. At this point another class was coming into the room and I thought we should leave but the two of them were raging. They tried to circle round me to stop me from going. I told them how rude they were being. People were looking at them. It was embarrassing for them. The bigger of the two actually shoved me and said I was pathetic and a freak and that they were going to make sure my girlfriend didn't go with me. But a lecturer came over at this point. I shouted "SHE HIT ME" and when the lecturer confronted her I got the Hell out of there. The other one tried to grab at me but I was too quick. I hope they got into serious trouble.

I told my girlfriend when I saw her later to ignore all calls from them. At one point she was out of the room and her phone buzzed and I saw it was a text from one of them. I deleted it. I think they sent more later, but I managed to distract her with Buffy episodes. She seemed strangely unaffacted by Angel losing his soul, like her mind was somehwere else. I hope those two cows didn't upset her.

 

[cooleddie74]

Know what I think?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

She seemed strangely unaffacted by Angel losing his soul,

This explains a lot.

 

[DonIago]

If this season doesn't end with MB getting on the plane to discover his "girlfriend" has ditched him there I'll be disappointed for oh so many reasons.

 

[Chaos Descending]

...my girlfriend had an appointment at a medical centre for undisclosed reasons and wasn't in class. She seemed fine when I saw her later so I didn't pry...

1. Foreshadowing a plot twist?
2. "centre"? UK spelling... hmmmm.

 

[Nociod]

...my girlfriend had an appointment at a medical centre for undisclosed reasons and wasn't in class. She seemed fine when I saw her later so I didn't pry...

1. Foreshadowing a plot twist?

She seemed strangely unaffacted by Angel losing his soul, like her mind was somehwere else.

I think you're on to something there Chaos.

I predict something happening to the girl, and MadBaggins travelling alone

 

[Trekker4747]

...my girlfriend had an appointment at a medical centre for undisclosed reasons and wasn't in class. She seemed fine when I saw her later so I didn't pry...

Yeah, going to the doctor is pretty much unheard of when traveling to an international location with little to no medial care, no water-treatment facilities, and disease not commonly found in the First World. It's not like she'd need a series of shoots, boosters, and god-knows what else for her trip to North Eurocroatiussistan.

1. Foreshadowing a plot twist?

Considering MB and Christian Chick haven't been together in soupily-romantic teenage romance novel loving tenderness yet then I'm guessing Christian Chick would get immaculately conceived by Richard Dawkings.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Centre"?

My trusty Bullshit Alarm just went off for some reason. Well...frankly it's been going off for close to fifty pages now, but that's not the point.

 

[JayOwl]

Closer to 60.

 

[cooleddie74]

Stop reminding me!!!


I've been scarred enough.

 

[Trekker4747]

It's more like 22 if you have your CP set to manly levels.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

^Manly levels? Setting my pages to 40 posts per makes me manly?

 

[Misfit Toy]

^Manly levels? Setting my pages to 40 posts per makes me manly?

It's alll about the size...

 

[MadBaggins]

So I went to see my friend Thames today. I couldn't go without looking him in the eye one last time. I know I said before that there's no saving him from the path he's going down, and I was right, but damn it I have to try. I care too much to just leave him to a life of Hell.

Anyway when I got to his place and went in (he didn't answer the door but it was unlocked so I just walked in) I was disgusted to find Mad Dave asleep on the couch. It's a couch I've slept on many times before, after partying with Thames or just staying up most of the night playing video games with him. It was like he'd replaced me already. When Thames walked in, all drunk looking (I didn't get to smell his breath but he sure looked like it) I sarcastically said to him "I suppose I'll find Ed-Legs cooking breakfast!" But he just said "wuh"? in a dull-minded way. It's so depressing. He used to be nearly as smart and quick as me.

I told him again that I was going away and that I might not come back. He said he was sure I would come back. I said I might not. He said he was sure I would. I said I was TELLING HIM I might not. He said that was dumb since my mom lives here. I said maybe I'll move her out to where I'm going (I won't, of course, that would be ridiculous.) He said sure. I said I've vauled his friendship for years and went to hug him (this was an attempt to smell his breath) but he pulled back and said he'd left eggs on the stove. I should have said "surely Ed-Legs will take care of it!" but he wouldn't have gotten it now. Mad Dave then told us to keep it down as he was trying to sleep. As soon as thames left the room, I marched straight out (without even saying anything to Mad Dave, he's not getting a goodbye out of me.) I'm definitely done with Thames this time.