I think you guys should collaborate some time-- a crossover thread!!
I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.
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I think you guys should collaborate some time-- a crossover thread!!
This thread is a mess.
A sexy, hot mess. All it needs is are some random bikini pics and incoherent ramblings about what a visionary Ron Paul is and it'll be ready for the time capsule.
A sexy, hot mess. All it needs is are some random bikini pics and incoherent ramblings about what a visionary Ron Paul is and it'll be ready for the time capsule.
Well, I eat babies. I mean... that's what we're supposed to do, right?
She had Aspergers if I remember correctly
After following this saga from the start, I have to say this is one of the greatest (even if it may have been unintentional) lines in this whole adventure.
Nowhere Man
Commodore
You made me do this. Ron Paul is such a great visionary. There, happy now?
Ron Paul 2012!
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I'm blind!!!
Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!!!
Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!!!
Ah, so you must want her to hate Dawkins. At least, that's the effect watching him has on me. But then, I don't enjoy smugness in the religious or the non-religious
You mean like a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde type of thing? A schizophrenic Madbaggins?
Yesterday was crazy! We spent almost literally the entire whole day together! I was nervous at first when I met her and almost blew things by acting jittery. But I calmed down after basking in her presence for a while and realizing what a cool, relaxing person she really is! We really meshed together really well and it was like we'd been seeing each other for years.
We went for a long walk together. This was good but a bit tiring. I eventually said "where are we walking to?" and she admitted she didn't know and we both laughed and went to the mall. After hanging out for a while she asked if I wanted to see a movie and what movie did I want to see. Remembering what she'd said about Underworld, I smartly avoided suggesting that (even though I still really want to see it!) I decided to avoid anything with action or drug-use or sex in case that offended her and suggested seeing The Muppets instead. She agreed and we had a great time! She has a great sense of humor as she laughed ALOT. She even laughed at some jokes I didn't get. And no, we didn't kiss or anything during the movie, that would have been rude as there were lots of kids there. And I didn't want to miss any of the plot.
We went for another long walk after. I thought of breaching the subject of religion but was having too much of a good time. She then asked if I wanted to go back to her place. Well! That was sudden! I said yes this time. It was her who had suggested it, after all, so she must have really wanted to do it. Unfortunately, she lives with her parents and they were home. She didn't seem surprised to see them, so I was confused as to if she'd invited me back for sex or not. I said hi to them but she looked embarrassed and took me up to her room. Her dad shouted "keep the door open" but I don't know if he was joking.
She checked her phone when we got up there (she'd hardly check it all do and I had hardly checked mine either other than to text Thames my thoughts on The Muppets (it was great!) which I think shows how serious we already are) and said she had to call her friend. She walked out of her room and left me there. Naturally I couldn't resist looking around. I dind't see anything that indicated Christianity or any other religion. I was happy, even if she was a Christian at least she wasn't one of those really serious ones who had crosses and photos of Jesus all over her room. She also had a lot of books and I didn't see even one bible amongst them.
Then I noticed her computer. It was turned on. Did I dare look? I really really strongly considered not doing so. What was I even hoping to find? But she was taking an awfully long time to come back and I was standing here without anything to do. So I casually moved the mouse to turn the screensaver off and looked at the screen. I opened Firefox, suddenly thinking I could check her bookmarks to discover more about her beliefs. It's something everyone does with the opportunity. I couldn't see anything too unusual. In fact she hardly had any sites at all bookmarked, which in itself was unusual. She did have a message board that seemed to be about girl's problems bookmarked, but out of respect I didn't look at it and check to see what she'd been posting under her account. Instead I want to YouTube. She was logged in. I quickly looked at her favorites. Nothing too interesting, mostly boys singing and stuff.
But then I saw this video.
http://youtu.be/4sP63mfn0gg
WHAT THE HECK!!?!? Why would she have this vide on her favorites!? Was she on the side of the Creationist!? Or the side of the Evolutionist!? I couldn't tell! But obviously she was VERY interested in the subject because this video is actually all the way from Britain in the UK so she must have been really searching quite hard for information. I was really shaken by this. I quickly shut Firefox and nearly ran out of her house. But she came back in at that point. I told her I had to leave. I couldn't ask her about her beliefs now, she'd know I'd been innocently looking at her computer.
She was sad I had to go but said it was okay as she was bout to have dinner. When we went downstairs her dad asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. This was pretty weird too. It actually reminded me of The Simpsons when Bart was dating Reverand Lovejoy's daughter and he invited Bart to stay for dinner. Could her dad be a reverand or something!? I didn't know and frankly I didn't want to know yet. So I said no and got out as quickly as I could.
I don't know what to do now. We had such a good time until this ruined it. Why can't anything ever go smoothly.
We went for a long walk together. This was good but a bit tiring. I eventually said "where are we walking to?" and she admitted she didn't know and we both laughed and went to the mall. After hanging out for a while she asked if I wanted to see a movie and what movie did I want to see. Remembering what she'd said about Underworld, I smartly avoided suggesting that (even though I still really want to see it!) I decided to avoid anything with action or drug-use or sex in case that offended her and suggested seeing The Muppets instead. She agreed and we had a great time! She has a great sense of humor as she laughed ALOT. She even laughed at some jokes I didn't get. And no, we didn't kiss or anything during the movie, that would have been rude as there were lots of kids there. And I didn't want to miss any of the plot.
We went for another long walk after. I thought of breaching the subject of religion but was having too much of a good time. She then asked if I wanted to go back to her place. Well! That was sudden! I said yes this time. It was her who had suggested it, after all, so she must have really wanted to do it. Unfortunately, she lives with her parents and they were home. She didn't seem surprised to see them, so I was confused as to if she'd invited me back for sex or not. I said hi to them but she looked embarrassed and took me up to her room. Her dad shouted "keep the door open" but I don't know if he was joking.
She checked her phone when we got up there (she'd hardly check it all do and I had hardly checked mine either other than to text Thames my thoughts on The Muppets (it was great!) which I think shows how serious we already are) and said she had to call her friend. She walked out of her room and left me there. Naturally I couldn't resist looking around. I dind't see anything that indicated Christianity or any other religion. I was happy, even if she was a Christian at least she wasn't one of those really serious ones who had crosses and photos of Jesus all over her room. She also had a lot of books and I didn't see even one bible amongst them.
Then I noticed her computer. It was turned on. Did I dare look? I really really strongly considered not doing so. What was I even hoping to find? But she was taking an awfully long time to come back and I was standing here without anything to do. So I casually moved the mouse to turn the screensaver off and looked at the screen. I opened Firefox, suddenly thinking I could check her bookmarks to discover more about her beliefs. It's something everyone does with the opportunity. I couldn't see anything too unusual. In fact she hardly had any sites at all bookmarked, which in itself was unusual. She did have a message board that seemed to be about girl's problems bookmarked, but out of respect I didn't look at it and check to see what she'd been posting under her account. Instead I want to YouTube. She was logged in. I quickly looked at her favorites. Nothing too interesting, mostly boys singing and stuff.
But then I saw this video.
http://youtu.be/4sP63mfn0gg
WHAT THE HECK!!?!? Why would she have this vide on her favorites!? Was she on the side of the Creationist!? Or the side of the Evolutionist!? I couldn't tell! But obviously she was VERY interested in the subject because this video is actually all the way from Britain in the UK so she must have been really searching quite hard for information. I was really shaken by this. I quickly shut Firefox and nearly ran out of her house. But she came back in at that point. I told her I had to leave. I couldn't ask her about her beliefs now, she'd know I'd been innocently looking at her computer.
She was sad I had to go but said it was okay as she was bout to have dinner. When we went downstairs her dad asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. This was pretty weird too. It actually reminded me of The Simpsons when Bart was dating Reverand Lovejoy's daughter and he invited Bart to stay for dinner. Could her dad be a reverand or something!? I didn't know and frankly I didn't want to know yet. So I said no and got out as quickly as I could.
I don't know what to do now. We had such a good time until this ruined it. Why can't anything ever go smoothly.
Sounds like someone isn't in on the joke.
As for MB's new post, I have to say that I would NEVER date a creationist. I would bolt faster than a nerd at the sight of a pretty girl.
MadBaggins. His threads stop at nothing.
And stay there. (TM)
And stay there. (TM)
Well Baggins, you are nothing if not consistent. This is, what, the second or third time you've gone through someone's computer when they left the room? It's little wonder that your previous relationship attempts with your cousin/ aunt/ batgirl/ BFF/ homeless person/ mother/ pet giraffe have all ended badly.
This is hilarious! Of course, everyone knows that when a girl invites you home, the only thing she wants is to "do it."
I wasn't sure before, but now I am: MB is eleven years old. And he wants to see a tittie. Badly.
1) You don't really need to focus on the plot of a Muppet movie, and kids need to learn about biology. You should've been gettin' down and dirty in the theatre.
2) A Bible on a shelf means nothing. I'm an atheist and I have two (KJV and some other)
3) DON'T GO SNOOPING THROUGH PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS.
4) Why'd you check YouTube and not going for a porn stash or something? If you're going to violate someone's privacy go all in. Find out what she's into. Maybe you could make her day by showing up in a rabbit costume (if she's a furry) or bringing a friend (if she's into threesomes).
2) A Bible on a shelf means nothing. I'm an atheist and I have two (KJV and some other)
3) DON'T GO SNOOPING THROUGH PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS.
4) Why'd you check YouTube and not going for a porn stash or something? If you're going to violate someone's privacy go all in. Find out what she's into. Maybe you could make her day by showing up in a rabbit costume (if she's a furry) or bringing a friend (if she's into threesomes).
Nowhere Man
Commodore
This is definitely starting to sound like a sitcom or something, I don't believe it's real anymore, there's no way.
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