I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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Hopefully he's taking time out to attend a creative writing class.
This is absurd. It's September and he'll have a ton of shows to compete with so why hasn't be posted?
Ted McGinley or Cousin Oliver is going to show-up, aren't they?
MORE CAKE!!! MORE ASS!!!
You have just solved the mystery behind the obesity "epidemic", my friend.
I'd like MB to return soon...after a long day at school, these threads certainly lighten up an afternoon.
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Either the Cake is a lie or she's really, really awesome.
This thread has sunk down all the way to the middle of the second page...definitely a huge drop in ratings. I hope the writers come up with some good material soon, because I wouldn't want to see the series canceled... 
This thread has sunk down all the way to the middle of the second page...definitely a huge drop in ratings. I hope the writers come up with some good material soon, because I wouldn't want to see the series canceled...
Likely just a hiatus for the Holiday Weekend.
^ Could be. At least it means we dont get a lame and corny holiday special.
I can't wait for November sweeps. That's the only thing that could possibly save the show.
And I would totally be down for a Cakeass spinoff.
And I would totally be down for a Cakeass spinoff.
I like your spirit!
Cakes isn't a lie! If I were lying I'd make some better shit up...that's for sure
! To PROVE I'm real I've posted some (more) pics of me in my profile....and there will be more current ones to follow asap.Way too many posts about Cakessss's ass and about tv seasons again in this thread. Come on, guys, I started these threads because I need advice. Then again, I suppose if you keep bumping the thread at least it stays on page one and doesn't get deleted like threads do when they slip down to page five lol!
Anyway, I've started stalking Thames.
Well, not really. First of all, for everyone who's been asking and sending me concerned PMS, Alicia is fine. I did NOT mean it was a good thing that she had mysterious bruises on her face, mysterious bruises are never a good thing. I only meant that it was good that she was delaying the movie for a while. Anyway, it turns out her girlfriend didn't hit her, she just tripped and fell down the stairs and banged her head on the door at the bottom (I'm not sure how she managed this, she'd have to jump pretty far.) So that's cool.
More significantly, I'm feeling better too. I think my body has finally adjusted to the culture shock of coming home from the van trip. What happened was that because the van trip was the greatest experience of my life, being home was like coming down after being high on some wonderful drug. I just had to go cold turkey for a while. But I'm better now, I think. I've even been leaving the house.
That brings me back to "stalking" Thames, which ISN'T what I've been doing. Mom suggested that I get a job to keep me busy and things so I lied and told her I would and went down to the bakery. I had no intention of asking for a job, but until I got there I didn't know what I was planning. But then I saw him, and I knew. I wanted to see Thames. I had to know. With my mind clear of the fog now, I could finally see him through objective eyes. I am NOT sexually attracted to Thames. I LIKE girls. I've been masturbating over them again and he hasn't even been popping into my head,or The Rock. So that was a relifed.
But still, there's something there...
I guess it's like he's the drug. If I'm around him I can feel a little of what I felt in that van, that great great van. So I followed him. From a distance. This was NOT stalking, of course. I know where he lives. If he'd been a stranger, okay, it would have been stalking. But I was doing nothing wrong.
I followed him as he walked home (he livese near the bakery) and was surprised to see a girl sitting outside his place, waiting for him. She was white and quite pretty, the EXACT OPPOSITE of his so called girlfriend. I couldn't believe it when I saw Thames kissing her. They were all over each other!
Now, you might WRONGLY suspect that I was feeling JEALOUS at this moment, but you'd be wrong. I felt pride! I was PROUD of that playa Thames for trading up on the pussy scale from a non-hottie to a hottie. I was happy to watch them go inside and imagine them having sex in his bunk bed (he shares with like five guys and they're short on space.)
The next day I went out again at the same time, again lying to mom that I was looking for a job. A little white lie. I'll get a job when the right one comes along. I followed Thames again. I'm not sure why I went to the bakery and followed him rather than just waiting at his place. I WASN'T checking out his ass like Squiggy and Trekker will say right now. I guess it was the drug again.
I was astonished to see Fattie McGee waiting for him this time. He kissed her and they went inside. WTF THE FUCK? Why!? After that hot piece of cakeass he had the previous day he goes back to her!? I could not belive my eyes. Without even thinking I ran over and knocked on his door. Thames answered. Here are the Clive Notes of my conversation with him.
Thames: Oh hey man, what's up, though you were agrophobic now.
Me: Never mind that, what are you doing back with her?
Thames: Sssh up man, she'll here you, dude.
Me: I saw you yesterday, Thamester! I saw you with a hot girl!
Thames: Oh man, that was you watching from behind the tree?
Me: Yes! Why are you doing this!
Thames: I'm weak, manj, you know what it's like, you've been with lots of girls and cheated on people.
Me: Yes but I always had a good reason. And anyway, you should just dump fatso in there and get with the hot girl!
Thames: I can't, dude, I love my girlfriend!
Me: And she loves food!
Thames: Dude, shut up, she's only in the kitchen, she might hear!
Me: OH, THE KITCHEN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
Thames: Look, just go, okay, I'll talk to you later.
Me: You're crazy, Thames!
That was about it. I can't believe him. The other girl was BLANKETLY hotter than his girlfirend! What is there to think about?
Well, I'm going to keep on him to dump his girl and get with hottie. I want to see my Thames happy.
In other news, LDG and I might be over, I'm sad to say. The last time we talked she said she couldn't find anything about my wrestling on the internet (for some reason I had told her some of my stuff was on youtube, if she looked hard enough) and she had thought she was going crazy until she found a post on a message board that PROVED I was lying! I quickly blocked her after this and didn't unblock her for two days, but by then she wasn't online. I didn't see this coming! I really liked her. She helped me through some tough times.
But oh well! Now that I'm cured it doesn't matter, I can go out again and I WILL meet another girl soon enough!
Anyway, I've started stalking Thames.
Well, not really. First of all, for everyone who's been asking and sending me concerned PMS, Alicia is fine. I did NOT mean it was a good thing that she had mysterious bruises on her face, mysterious bruises are never a good thing. I only meant that it was good that she was delaying the movie for a while. Anyway, it turns out her girlfriend didn't hit her, she just tripped and fell down the stairs and banged her head on the door at the bottom (I'm not sure how she managed this, she'd have to jump pretty far.) So that's cool.
More significantly, I'm feeling better too. I think my body has finally adjusted to the culture shock of coming home from the van trip. What happened was that because the van trip was the greatest experience of my life, being home was like coming down after being high on some wonderful drug. I just had to go cold turkey for a while. But I'm better now, I think. I've even been leaving the house.
That brings me back to "stalking" Thames, which ISN'T what I've been doing. Mom suggested that I get a job to keep me busy and things so I lied and told her I would and went down to the bakery. I had no intention of asking for a job, but until I got there I didn't know what I was planning. But then I saw him, and I knew. I wanted to see Thames. I had to know. With my mind clear of the fog now, I could finally see him through objective eyes. I am NOT sexually attracted to Thames. I LIKE girls. I've been masturbating over them again and he hasn't even been popping into my head,or The Rock. So that was a relifed.
But still, there's something there...
I guess it's like he's the drug. If I'm around him I can feel a little of what I felt in that van, that great great van. So I followed him. From a distance. This was NOT stalking, of course. I know where he lives. If he'd been a stranger, okay, it would have been stalking. But I was doing nothing wrong.
I followed him as he walked home (he livese near the bakery) and was surprised to see a girl sitting outside his place, waiting for him. She was white and quite pretty, the EXACT OPPOSITE of his so called girlfriend. I couldn't believe it when I saw Thames kissing her. They were all over each other!
Now, you might WRONGLY suspect that I was feeling JEALOUS at this moment, but you'd be wrong. I felt pride! I was PROUD of that playa Thames for trading up on the pussy scale from a non-hottie to a hottie. I was happy to watch them go inside and imagine them having sex in his bunk bed (he shares with like five guys and they're short on space.)
The next day I went out again at the same time, again lying to mom that I was looking for a job. A little white lie. I'll get a job when the right one comes along. I followed Thames again. I'm not sure why I went to the bakery and followed him rather than just waiting at his place. I WASN'T checking out his ass like Squiggy and Trekker will say right now. I guess it was the drug again.
I was astonished to see Fattie McGee waiting for him this time. He kissed her and they went inside. WTF THE FUCK? Why!? After that hot piece of cakeass he had the previous day he goes back to her!? I could not belive my eyes. Without even thinking I ran over and knocked on his door. Thames answered. Here are the Clive Notes of my conversation with him.
Thames: Oh hey man, what's up, though you were agrophobic now.
Me: Never mind that, what are you doing back with her?
Thames: Sssh up man, she'll here you, dude.
Me: I saw you yesterday, Thamester! I saw you with a hot girl!
Thames: Oh man, that was you watching from behind the tree?
Me: Yes! Why are you doing this!
Thames: I'm weak, manj, you know what it's like, you've been with lots of girls and cheated on people.
Me: Yes but I always had a good reason. And anyway, you should just dump fatso in there and get with the hot girl!
Thames: I can't, dude, I love my girlfriend!
Me: And she loves food!
Thames: Dude, shut up, she's only in the kitchen, she might hear!
Me: OH, THE KITCHEN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
Thames: Look, just go, okay, I'll talk to you later.
Me: You're crazy, Thames!
That was about it. I can't believe him. The other girl was BLANKETLY hotter than his girlfirend! What is there to think about?
Well, I'm going to keep on him to dump his girl and get with hottie. I want to see my Thames happy.
In other news, LDG and I might be over, I'm sad to say. The last time we talked she said she couldn't find anything about my wrestling on the internet (for some reason I had told her some of my stuff was on youtube, if she looked hard enough) and she had thought she was going crazy until she found a post on a message board that PROVED I was lying! I quickly blocked her after this and didn't unblock her for two days, but by then she wasn't online. I didn't see this coming! I really liked her. She helped me through some tough times.
But oh well! Now that I'm cured it doesn't matter, I can go out again and I WILL meet another girl soon enough!
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