Apparently. I suppose it's a good thing MB didn't put out in the Van of Love. If he had, who knows, things might be really weird right now....
I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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Apparently. I suppose it's a good thing MB didn't put out in the Van of Love. If he had, who knows, things might be really weird right now....
You...you just need to be on the writing staff, is what it comes down to.
That, and maybe some frosting.
Eeeeeeeexcellent!
Bum crap.
That happens to a lot of my girlfriends too, they slip and fall down the stairs while I'm far away in another room. I think it must be the carpet somehow. I'd change it, but then how will my women learn to respect me?!
*phew*
Maybe now Squiggy will stop posting worried messages, he gets very upset when he thinks you might be in trouble.
Fuckity fuckity bum crap!
Some good advice, were it not for the fact that you're completely unqualified for any form of work and the last time you had a job you abused it by fucking some redhead on some flour-bags.
I'm get bored of this. Do something new.
Fuckity fuckity fuckity super bum crap fuck.
Guys can masturbate without thinking of The Rock?!
Seriously?!! Because every time I touch my penis, BAM! There he is waving is shlong about the place and demanding that I call him Mandy. 
About The Rock or the Thamesmachine?
When I see any of my friends I say hello.
Q: What have you don't today to make you feel proud?
A: You secretly followed your friend and watched him making out with a hot chick while you hid behind a tree. Nobel prize, here you come!
So you imagined Thames, his girlfriend and The Rock?
Once again, a little white lie is a lie you tell in order to protect someone you care about. What you are doing is lying because you're too lazy to get a job and contribute to society. !=
Have you paid any attention to the world during the last two years?
"What the fuck the fuck"?
Well they don't have a good track record when it comes to bearing witness to believable things.
Because you hoped he'd answer the door with his pants off?
Sans pants?
You've hired a guy called Clive to make a transcript of your life? How can you afford to pay him?
Don't worry, we both know that fat people aren't real humans and are incapable of feeling insulted.
Clive seems to have transcribed that incorrectly, let me fix it for you:
See, it makes more sense now.
Oh yeah, such as seeing some jailbait ass and wanting to tap it, or getting high and wanting to suck off another man. Those are perfectly acceptable grounds for cheating.
Because she's fat!
That fat bitch and her hilarious struggle with her weight!Once again, Clive has screwed up. Let me fix that:
MB, let me give you a lesson on the various stages of love:
Stage 1: Love
You are already aware of this stage. This is when you see an attractive woman and wish to bone her. It normally lasts for several hours.
Stage 2: Love more than love
You are also aware of this stage. This is when you already are boning a woman and sometimes like to spend time with her outside the bedroom. It normally lasts for several days.
Stage 3: Love more than love more than love more than love
You are not aware of this stage. This is when you care about the person so much that their physical appearance is meaningless, they will always appear beautiful to you. Boning during this stage is a bonding ritual, but you get almost as much enjoyment from listening to her talk about the knitting styles of the Aran islands during the 18th century. It lasts anywhere from a few months to an entire lifetime. The name is unwieldy, so most people shorten it to just "love".
Then you should tell him to dump the hottie and follow his heart.
I know you're confused by this suggestion, MB.
No more stories about you cybering?
But that's the closest we've come to sex this season!It was probably Trekker spreading rumours about you on some other Trek board, we all know he has it in for you.
Trekker probably killed her, he just doesn't want you to be happy.
Oh no, I'm so sorry, that's not the impression I meant to give at all! I DID say thank you for you keeping this thread bumped so Athony can't delete it. I do appreciate that. Please, don't think I'm ungrateful. We can still be friends.
Whoever, you don't seen "side convos" going on in any other thread. I guess it's because my thread is a slice of life and people want to contribute with their own slices...like a slice of CAKE! LOL!
[Teal'c] Indeed [/Teal'c]
On behalf of the Stereotypes Alliance I would like to thank MB for not only making the black man on his show a drug addict/dealer who has been to gaol but also a "playa". Now all he needs are some illegitimate children that he won't pay child support for and the circle will be complete.
At least Thames has a job.
Must you be so friggin...I don't know what other word to use except...nice? Uh it comepletely disarms and diffuses me. Yeah yeah we can be friends *yawn* but I need some enemies dammit....I don't yell and curse at anyone anymore. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yes there are several possibilites here including what you said above Robert...they have double ended ones so it's not a problem and nobody is left out...yeah!! So is the confusion cleared up or do you all need me to go into greater and in depth detail?
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