And this would be different from the rest of his posts how?
I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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Hello everyone. Sorry for scaring you all yesterday. Thanks for all the worrieds PMS. I haven't got time to reply to them all right now. You don't have to worry.
It meant quit ewell with the mental heatlh man. He was blackl yes. But he wans't Thames. It went quite well with the mental heatlh man. He was yes but not Thames.
I took some pills he gave me. Said I had anxiesty. Id on't think so. But took them to shut pu him and mom. I will secretly stop taking them soon.
I slept quite well last night at least that was good.
I need to email Alicia and tell her to leave the part open for me in the movie. I can still do it.
Mom asked if she should call Thames and get him to come over and see me and I shouted "NO" and threw my chicken soup on the floor. I think she got suspcious. I got her to calm down though.
eVeryone goes through blips and blops in their life. I realize now that I ran away from my responsibilities in the van. when I came back it was a culture shock after so many montsh away. I DON'T LOVE THAMES I SEE THAT NOW. No. I don't want to se ehim.
I do feel a bit drowsy I and Ic an't stop smiling now. lol.
it's not even a smile, the right side of my face keeps curling up.
my hair feels hot.
Well Thames
no
That wans't what I want ted to type.
As I was saying.
I'm okay now.
I will be fine
need to relax
soon I will be comfortable again in my own skin and hosue.
AND THEN I'l lbe comfortabvle outside
And then THE WORLD
and then I'll get a new girlfirend and forget about THames.
And the movie WILL be starring me.
IT WILL be
g don't worry about me for now.
I'm fine.
I'll fool mom don't woryr.
It meant quit ewell with the mental heatlh man. He was blackl yes. But he wans't Thames. It went quite well with the mental heatlh man. He was yes but not Thames.
I took some pills he gave me. Said I had anxiesty. Id on't think so. But took them to shut pu him and mom. I will secretly stop taking them soon.
I slept quite well last night at least that was good.
I need to email Alicia and tell her to leave the part open for me in the movie. I can still do it.
Mom asked if she should call Thames and get him to come over and see me and I shouted "NO" and threw my chicken soup on the floor. I think she got suspcious. I got her to calm down though.
eVeryone goes through blips and blops in their life. I realize now that I ran away from my responsibilities in the van. when I came back it was a culture shock after so many montsh away. I DON'T LOVE THAMES I SEE THAT NOW. No. I don't want to se ehim.
I do feel a bit drowsy I and Ic an't stop smiling now. lol.
it's not even a smile, the right side of my face keeps curling up.
my hair feels hot.
Well Thames
no
That wans't what I want ted to type.
As I was saying.
I'm okay now.
I will be fine
need to relax
soon I will be comfortable again in my own skin and hosue.
AND THEN I'l lbe comfortabvle outside
And then THE WORLD
and then I'll get a new girlfirend and forget about THames.
And the movie WILL be starring me.
IT WILL be
g don't worry about me for now.
I'm fine.
I'll fool mom don't woryr.
How . . . unconvincing.
I wasn't worried, but thanks for the update.
Torgo?
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I slept quite well last night at least that was good.
Side effects may also include drowsiness.
Isn't there a producer, or a casting director or anything like that? Don't you have an agent?
Yeah. I know whenever my mom asks me to call my best friend and I flip out on her she instantly thinks my sphincter aches for my friend's love muscle.
Introducing the new eVeryone! It goes through blips and blops in its life, but you won't believe the connectivity it has!
Which responsiblities would this be? Blowing guys in someone elses' living room while they're away? Slamming your cousin's head into coffee tables? Trying to steal your estranged aunt's inheretence?
Yes. Culture shock. Because culture changed so much in this apparent trailer park over the course of a couple of months that you just didn't recgonise this place where you've grown up, fell in love no fewer than 5 times and lke to blow guys.
No, you don't want to see him, you want to DO him.
Thinking of cock?
Side effects may also include Elvisim.
Richard Pryor-ism.
"Fine" has a different, less common, definition here.
Been telling you this for years.
You have neither of these things.
Why start now?
Again, why start now?
Discover a new cousin?
And his throbing member.
Figured a certain way, sure.
No worry here.
Who was worried? Seriously. Also, I'm raising the "bullshit" flag on the tons of worried PMs, your lame attempts at 30-line haikus weren't exactly of the "i'm going to off myself" variety, so have a hard time believing you got a ton of PMs.
Own up, anyone send him a PM?
Narf.
I'm all worried about MadBaggins, it's like he's going crazy(er).
On a serious note, this thread is really quite sad.
Jean Genie, let yourself go....
Jean Genie, let yourself go....
You should just give this sub-plot up now. If you were getting PMs, then logic would dictate that at least one person should show concern in here. It just isn't believable. The audience won't buy it.
I think the "mental health man" is using electroshock on you. That would be the only explanation of the shoddy formatting.
I hope you were more cogent when you were totally rewriting Alicia's screenplay. How'd she take that by the way? Having her work totally raped by you? I just know she took it well.
Because we think all black men are Thames?
I think you're seeing someone behind the Soap Kitchen calling himself the "mental health man". Ask to see a business card next time you see him.
I see only good things arising from this plot twist.
I beleive you. Because if you're anything...you're an expert in wrestling, love making, baking, child care, screen writing, AND psychology.
I knew only good things would arise from this plot twist.
I like how you've had a psychotic episode, mental break down AND a recovery all in side a week. God bless Baggins Time.I slept quite well last night at least that was good.
Naturally. Nothing says "movie star" like a ranting, drugged, extra with no lines.
A totally natural reaction. Do you ever just simply do something without making it the most overly-melodramatic event in the history of mankind?
Naw.
I like where this thread is going.
Like fucking their cousin, a minor, the drugged up mother of two kids and then falling in love with their best friend while on a roadtrip "out west".
I don't think it was ever your "responsibility" to "fuck your best friend".
Not being an American, I know this might come as a shock to you...but there isn't that much of a cultural difference betwix our coasts. If you live in Raleigh all your life and spend a month or two in LA you're not going to return to North Carolina not knowing how to act.
But given how you've seemingly lacked every social grace from the beginning, this doesn't seem totally out of the question.
WOAH NOW.
Nothing says "I'm over him" like mentioning him with reckless abandon, without warning, in situations that don't warrant it.
I advise you drink heavily.
Do you also smell burning toast? If you do that means you're having a stroke and this has become the "very special episode" we've all been waiting for.
Napoleon Dynamite. Is this what you did to Fuck-Cousin's script? You just ripped off random TV shows and movies.
Why start now?
Need to party!
But you live with your mother.
Baby steps.
Woah now. Let's not get carried away. Right now you can't even say "no" without producing a drama so heinous it would make Shakespeare vomit.
So you'll get a new girlfriend after the world? Also, glad to see you're still over Thames.
"Extra" doesn't mean the movie will be "extra-starring" you.
Nothing will get you into a lead role like raping the writers.
G? Straight up gangsta.
And the season rolls on...
I wonder if the "mental health man" made Baggins close his eyes and suck his medicine out of a hose.
Oh, man, I think this has just jumped the shark. If we don't get back to regular posts the viewers will not be at all happy.
Don't worry, I understand.
I was so worried about you that I sent 5 PMs, and I hardly know you! So I imagine your good friends Squiggy and Trekker sent about 15 each and I understand that you'll want to respond to all their PMs before you get around to mine.That's odd, when I'm looking for somebody to check my mental health my first choice is to speak with a baker.
Remember how everybody warned you to listen to your previous doctor when he said to stay off your broken leg? But instead you exerted your broken leg by making out with your cousin in the bathroom and the problem got worse?
Yeah, you should probably ignore what the qualified professional tells you to do, you need to listen to the opinion of an expert, like Thames.
Did the herbal tea I told you about in one of my PMs help?I slept quite well last night at least that was good.
I bet I know what other part you want her to keep open for you, eh? Eh?
No sign of anxiety here. Clearly you don't need those pills.
That the pills were a placebo.
You had no job, no education, no girlfriend, no children, no friends... what responsibilities?
You've returned to a life with no job, no education, no girlfriend, no children, no friends... what culture shock?
Don't listen to the drugs! Listen to your throbbing member and stick it in Thames' ebony buttocks!
I believe "se ehim" is Spanish for "not fuck him".
I know a way of sorting that out, you'll have to cut your mouth on the right-hand side to make it bigger. You might look a bit odd, so do the same on the left-hand side of your mouth. Then cover it up with some white and red make-up.
Dye it green.
I discovered your secret message! Ted stands for Thames!
Have you joined Scientology? Because you sound exactly like somebody I know after they joined Scientology.
Ahhh. Ebony and Insanity. They live together like perfect frailty.
Cool! MB is gonna get hooked on pills just like Jessie did on Saved by the Bell
Mad Baggins: "I'm so excited... I'm so excited... I'm so... scared
Nothing says "serious" like getting addicted to caffeine pills in two days.
Wrestling. We need more drugged wrestling.
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